Poor Choices MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FatherInLawCraft

poor choices, Alcoholic, Intentions, asshat, harmful views

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

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Middle School Minecraft SMP Sex College Guy Drugs

college, peer pressure, dangerous behavior, consequences, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only way to level up is by building the most epic rollercoaster in the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous behavior. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as that one middle schooler who allegedly traded favors with a college guy for drugs. But hey, at least in our world, you can just trade diamonds for enchanted gear instead! So come on in and see what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

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MineCraftMayhem

negative consequences, MinecraftMayhem, self destruction, easiest way to ruin life, toxic relationships

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

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BlockheadBaddies

reckless decisions, unlawful acts, unlawful behavior, illegal, illegal activities

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

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CraftyDisaster

CraftyDisaster, regret, hindsight regret, poor judgment, life lessons

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

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BoyfriendBlockerCraft

boyfriend drama, Theater, acceptance, LGBTQ, Breakups

Hey there gamers! Remember that time I posted about my crazy breakup drama on Reddit? Well, guess what? It’s all sorted out now, thanks to the power of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story. Build a giant plant monster (like Audrey Two) and feed your ex-boyfriend to it! Who needs closure when you have virtual carnivorous plants, am I right?

Plus, find love and friendship on our server just like I did with the girl playing Chiffon in our virtual production of Little Shop of Horrors. We bonded over Minecraft and now we’re inseparable!

So come on over to our server and remember: They may offer you diamonds and enchanted gear, love and epic builds, but whatever they offer you, DON’T FEED THE PLANTS! 😂🌱💔 #MinecraftDrama #ExBoyfriendRevenge #VirtualLoveStory

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SkillzNoProfit Minecraft SMP

artistic expression, creative outlet, hobby, Unpaid talent, skill development

Are you a pro at building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of cheese blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater basket weaving skills in-game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, wacky quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knows, maybe one day your cheese llama statue will become a national treasure and you’ll finally start making that sweet, sweet Minecraft money. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

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NoteBlockHero

Mainstream, non-confrontational, unchallenging, non-divisive, musician

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!

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UkraineCraft $1.7 Bil Aid

Conflict Resolution, security assistance, Political Support, Defense, defense budget

lol omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got $1.7 billion in military aid from the US!! that means we got all the coolest weapons and gear to wreck those creepers and zombies. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness!

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Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

Therapy, SELF AWARENESS, harmful behavior, substance abuse, coping mechanism

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!

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