Poor Choices MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FatherInLawCraft

Honor, Distance, different, poor choices, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

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Middle School Minecraft SMP Sex College Guy Drugs

Awareness, cautionary tale, risky behavior, temptation, Drugs

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only way to level up is by building the most epic rollercoaster in the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous behavior. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as that one middle schooler who allegedly traded favors with a college guy for drugs. But hey, at least in our world, you can just trade diamonds for enchanted gear instead! So come on in and see what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

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MineCraftMayhem

lack of self-care, criminal activity, financial ruin, poor choices, addiction

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

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BlockheadBaddies

reckless decisions, foolish behavior, risky behavior, illegal, breaking the law

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

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CraftyDisaster

life lessons, cautionary tales, poor choices, self-inflicted wounds, hindsight is 20/20

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

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PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

Understanding, Communication, Self-expression, Laughter, Vulnerability

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

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DeadbeatCraft

parenting, single parenting, HEARTBREAK, child support, drug addiction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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NailTrimz Minecraft Server

nail styles, nail maintenance, Long Nails, manicure, nail trends

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

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FutureCraft2020

modern technology, FutureCraft2020, science fiction come true, Tech Trends, cutting-edge technology

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

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RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

security concerns, international relations, Government, German ambassador, extremism

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

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