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FatherInLawCraft

Alcoholic, asshat, child, different, Distance, Familiar, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, great man, harmful views, Honor, Intentions, name.., not good person, poor choices, refusing, Regard, Son, Upset, VALUES, verbally abusive, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

Middle School Minecraft SMP Sex College Guy Drugs

“Youth, Awareness, cautionary tale, college, college guy, consequences, criminal activity, dangerous behavior, Drugs, education, Exploitation, guy, illegal activity, middle, middle school, Minecraft, peer pressure, poor choices, regret, risky behavior, School, sex, smp, substance abuse, teenage years, temptation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mines Excavated:	2563
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only way to level up is by building the most epic rollercoaster in the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous behavior. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as that one middle schooler who allegedly traded favors with a college guy for drugs. But hey, at least in our world, you can just trade diamonds for enchanted gear instead! So come on in and see what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

MineCraftMayhem

addiction, bad decisions, career mistakes, criminal activity, destructive behavior, easiest way to ruin life, financial ruin, impulsive decisions, irresponsible actions, lack of self-care, mental health neglect, MinecraftMayhem, negative consequences, poor choices, poor judgment, ruining relationships, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, substance abuse, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

BlockheadBaddies

BlockheadBaddies, breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, dumb, dumb decisions, Foolish, foolish behavior, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activities, law-breaking, poor choices, reckless decisions, regretful actions, Regrettable choices, risky behavior, stupid mistakes, unlawful acts, unlawful behavior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9839	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

CraftyDisaster

bad decisions, cautionary tales, consequences, CraftyDisaster, foolish actions, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight regret, learning experiences, life lessons, MISTAKES, personal growth, poor choices, poor judgment, regret, regretful decisions, SELF AWARENESS, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted wounds, self-sabotage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	New Chunks Explored:	600893
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

anger, Behavior, Crafty, disbelief, done, Drama, emotions, furious, HARD, INTENSE, ladies, Meltdown, prince_of_fakes, Pros, reaction, seethe, shock, social media, trending, twitter, Video, viral, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Items Found:	8157	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

big macs, cravings, CREEPERS, diet, Dinner, discipline, fast food, FITNESS, food choices, hangry, HangryCraft, health, Hungry, Moderation, nutrition, Resist, restraint, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain, Willpower

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Emeralds Found:	2694	New Chunks Explored:	786398
Star Shards Collected:	124	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

Adventure, African safari, blocktopia, botswana, Central Asia, culture, desert, Exploration, Gobi Desert, horseback riding, indigenous people, landscapes, meets, mongolia, Nomads, okavango delta, Remote Locations, Safari, Traditions, travel, unique experiences, wildlife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	898956
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

augmented reality, blackrock, controversy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game transactions, LGBTQ, mobile app, mobile game, MONEY, Niantic, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, pokemons, Rumors, speculation, Technology, trannies, tranny, Transgender, unite, update, virtual world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

adaptation, ai, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, Ban, Competition, discussion, Evolution, feminism, Future, gender dynamics, gfs, interspecies, male attention, real, relationships, RoboBaeCraft, robotic GFs, shame, society, Technology, threat, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	186411
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

Boredom, BRING, CraftyCraze, CREEPERS, Depressed, desire for change, feeling lost, ISOLATION, lack of fulfillment, lack of interest, lack of motivation, Loneliness, longing for happiness, need for companionship, need for social connection, rejection, Sadness, school struggles, seeking purpose, self worth, struggling with classes, unhappiness, yearning for joy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6263	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	114
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

Asian cuisine, chicken, chicken and egg rice bowl, comfort food, DELICIOUS, easy recipe, Egg, family favorite, Harmony, homemade, japanese food, Oyakocraft, Oyakodon, perfect, Savory, Traditional

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9238	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!