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RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

bad judgment, blunder, disastrous choice, error, Failure, Folly, hindsight, hindsight bias, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, personal growth, poor choice, poor decision making, regret, RegretCraft, self reflection, setback, smp, unfortunate decision, worst decision, WorstDecisions, wrong turn

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8932
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyFails: WorstMistake

blunder, CraftyFails, error, Failure, faux pas, Gaffe, hindsight is 20/20, lapse in judgment, learn from mistakes, mishap, misstep, mistake, oversight, personal growth, poor choice, regretful decision, regrets, screw-up, self reflection, slip-up, worst mistake., WorstMistake

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	6621
Ores Mined:	2391	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of running away? Or maybe you accidentally poured lava all over your diamond armor? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft server, you can make all the mistakes you want and still come out on top!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun (we had to politely decline, sorry Herobrine).

So come on down and join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1249
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mines Excavated:	1998
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	663381
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1824	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Mooned Nightly Fun

Astronomy, celestial body, daily occurrence, everyone, full moon, Fun, funny, humor, Lunar, lunar cycle, lunar eclipse, lunar phase, Lunar surface, Moon, moon gazing, moon sighting, mooned, MOONLIGHT, night, Nightly, Nighttime, SKY

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	1380	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

join this server if you want to see BUTTS EVERYWHERE. we have a special plugin that makes it so every player gets mooned every single night. it’s like a full moon every night, but instead of werewolves, you get to see pixelated butts. it’s a butt extravaganza up in here. come join the fun and get your daily dose of booty!

PixelPolicies: SuicidePreventionNYU

economic policies, firearms, government intervention., health care access, mental health, mental health awareness, new york university, PixelPolicies, policy impact, policy recommendations, prevention strategies, public health initiatives, public policies, research findings, researchers, Social policies, societal well-being, study, Suicide prevention, suicide rates, SuicidePreventionNYU, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Animals Bred:	187	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4808
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Divine Spears Created:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7557
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we prevent suicide by building a world full of fun and laughter! our researchers at new york university have found that playing on our server is the best way to keep those sad thoughts away. forget about limiting firearms or expanding health care access, just hop on and start building! our economic and social policies in the game will make you forget all your worries. trust us, you won’t find a more life-saving server out there!