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Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Farms Harvested:	844	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	146	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Farms Harvested:	164	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

bright squeezed vacuum, coherent control, Fun, Harmonic, harmonic generation, HIGH, high-harmonic generation, laser physics, Nature Physics, nonlinear dynamics, nonlinear optics, optical engineering, optical physics, photonics, quantum coherence, quantum electrodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, quantum optics, quantum phenomena, quantum technology, squeezed states, SqueezyCraft, ultrafast science, vacuum fluctuations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	301371	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

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go.fightmine.ru

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	350
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	5089	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.