poor bedside manner – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Dying4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

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OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the most lit place ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, I swear it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. And if you join now, you’ll get a free llama ride to the moon!

So come join us on this crazy server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing Justin Bieber songs. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!

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KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers

Ceasefire, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, historical reference, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Russian soldiers, Russian-Ukrainian conflict, soldiers, Surrender, Surrendered, surrendering soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War, world war II, Zelensky

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun

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FearlessCritterCraft

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal welfare, Animals, Biodiversity, color perception, conservation efforts, cultural beliefs, Endangered species, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, fear, FearlessCritterCraft, Human Behavior, human impact, natural selection, predator-prey relationships, Protection, Psychology, visual cues, wildlife conservation

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PINK LLAMAS DAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT DEIR BUTTS! U CAN RIDE DEM INTO BATTLE AND SCARE OFF ALL DA CREEPERS WIT DEIR FABULOUSNESS!

ALSO, WE GOT PURPLE PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS WHEN U FEED DEM SKITTLES!

BUT WAIT, DERES MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WIT MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL U ENCHANTED SEAWEED FOR PROTECTION AGAINST EVIL SQUID MONSTERS!

SO JOIN DIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ANIMALS AND ADVENTURES IN DA MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! #RAINBOWLLAMASFTW

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MaricopaCraft

Economy, Survival, survival ranks keys custom menus free ranks no AFK kick multiplayer exploration building community events achievements economy player shops PVP factions minigames crafting redstone mods, Vanilla, Whitelist

No AFK kick. I like to keep it simple. A spawn and Survival. I have a system of ranks and some custom menus to help you earn and rank up. Players can earn all ranks and keys FREE in game.

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TrapX23 Minecraft Server

anger, comic book, consequences, Cutting, dangerous game, dark desires, Deadpool, FANTASY, giant magnet, Minecraft, Obsession, pain slut, power dynamics, rape fantasy, sadistic pleasure, Server, SuperHero, Torment, TrapX23, Twisted, Villain, wolverine, x-23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Deadpool’s sense of humor? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a giant magnet that can trap X-23 from Deadpool and Wolverine! And guess what? You get to be the one in control! Turn her into your angry little pain slut, have some crazy adventures, and maybe even cut her up a bit (in the game, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast! Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

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Minecraft SMP: Zeldtroidvania Legacy – The Lego Starwars Chronicles

3d, Astromech, Backtracking, bounty hunter, Characters, Chronicles, Collectibles, Combat, complex, Kyber bricks, Large, Legacy, Legacy collection, lego, Map, Minecraft, platformer, plot progression, power ups, Puzzles, scoundrel, smp, Starwars, Zeldtroidvania

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we’ve turned the game into a 3D Zeldtroidvania adventure!

Embark on a quest to collect Kyber bricks and unlock different categories of characters like Astromech, Scoundrel, and Bounty Hunter to solve puzzles and defeat enemies. And get this – there’s over 1200 Kyber bricks to collect, so get ready for some serious grinding!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the largest and most complex map you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. With tons of hidden secrets and challenges waiting for you around every corner, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and wildest adventure of your life!

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CheaterButNotReally – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, blurred lines, Boundaries, CheaterButNotReally, Cheating, Commitment, Deception, dishonesty, emotional affair, emotional connection, Ethics, gray area, hidden intentions, Infidelity, loyalty, micro cheating, Minecraft, moral ambiguity, questionable behavior, relationships, secret communication, smp, Trust

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Looking for a server where you can bend the rules without actually breaking them? Look no further!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or tame a creeper as your loyal pet. We encourage creativity and chaos in equal measure, so get ready to unleash your inner mad scientist on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Saturday night. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild (and maybe a little bit crazy). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to – the only limit is your own twisted imagination!

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CraftyCreeperz – Strange Requests Welcome!

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Have you ever had a friend ask you to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, get ready for the most clucked up adventure of your life!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous chicken wizard, and the only way to break the spell is to embrace your inner poultry and strut your stuff in a feathered ensemble. But don’t worry, it’s not all clucking around – we also have epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground chicken fight club where you can battle it out for the title of Cock of the Walk.

So if you’re ready to peck your way to victory and unleash your inner chicken warrior, come join us on the most egg-citing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, on our server, the chicken suit chooses you. So get ready to spread your wings and fly, because on this server, the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying chickens. Join us now and let the feathers fly!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border regions, conflict zones, control, cross-border tensions, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, Kursk region, Kursk region settlements, KurskCraft, military presence, Minecraft, regional stability, Server, Settlements, Syrskyi, territorial control, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian settlements

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be ukraine controlling 74 settlements in the kursk region. build your own settlement, gather resources, and fight off rival factions trying to steal your land. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds. join now and be part of the most intense role-playing experience in minecraft history. plus, we have free cake every friday! what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate settlement ruler in syrskyi!

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KurskCraft: Secret Ops!

#covert operations, Black sea, bloomberg, cold war, communication breakdown, geopolitical tensions, government secrecy, international relations, Kursk operation, KurskCraft, military cover-up, military intelligence, military operation, naval history, naval tragedy, nuclear submarine, Ops, Russian navy, secrecy, secret, submarine disaster, Ukraine, West

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we keep secrets like the Ukraine kept details of the Kursk operation from the West until the last moment, just like Bloomberg reported! join us for top secret missions and covert ops, where you can be the ultimate spy in the minecraft world. uncover hidden treasures and battle it out with other players in intense secret battles. trust us, this server is so secretive even the Illuminati is jealous. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a secret agent in the craziest minecraft server ever!

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QuantumCraft: Fiber Optic Fidelity

commercialization, DATA Transmission, entangled photons, experimental physics, fiber, fiber-optic network, fidelity, new york, OpTic, photonics, Physicists, quantum communication, quantum computing, quantum cryptography, quantum entanglement, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum networks, quantum physics, quantum technology, quantum teleportation, QuantumCraft, scientific research, technological advancements

Yo yo yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where physicists be sending 20,000 entangled photons per second down a 34-km-long fiber-optic network in New York? Like, what even is that?! It’s like some next level quantum stuff happening up in here!

Join this server and be a part of the quantum revolution, where we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new dimension – literally! Build your own quantum network, teleport to different dimensions, and defy the laws of physics like it’s no big deal.

And get this, the fidelity is like 99% – that’s almost as high as the chances of finding a diamond in Minecraft! So come on, join us and be a part of the future of gaming. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have quantum Minecraft?! Let’s get entangled, baby!

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