Poor Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, terrible advice, damaging advice, harmful suggestions, harmful advice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

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BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

worst advice, misguided advice, advice missteps, advice slip-ups, unhelpful advice

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

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CraftyDisasterAdvice

unhelpful tips, worst advice, terrible guidance, misguided counsel, poor tips

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

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RedditCraft: Bad Advice Edition

internet advice, bad advice, Edition, Reddit Discussion, reddit

Have you ever followed advice from Reddit and ended up regretting it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to give you the best advice that will never lead you astray! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds and every mob you encounter breaks out into a dance party.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a build battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

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WinningCraft Minecraft Server

what winning looks like, success, Server, Goal, winning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re winning is a virtual block-building competition? Well, look no further because on our server, winning looks like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a whole army of undead poultry just waiting for you to show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

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SuperCraft Minecraft Server

Teleportation, shape shifting, Saving the World, Hero, Masks

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash your inner super-hero powers! Fly like Superman, shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops, or even summon thunderstorms like Thor! The possibilities are endless on our server where you can become the ultimate Minecraft super-hero. Join now and save the virtual world from evil mobs with your epic powers!

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BlockyBedroomBliss

BlockyBedroomBliss, long-term relationships, spontaneity, Trust, satisfaction

Are you tired of the same old blocky adventures in Minecraft? Looking for a server that will spice up your virtual love life? Look no further! Our server offers a unique twist on gameplay that will have you and your partner crafting in ways you never thought possible.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every block you break brings you closer to your partner in ways you never imagined. From building phallic-shaped structures to role-playing as sexy villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join us for a steamy, scandalous adventure that will leave you and your partner begging for more? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

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MeatEatersOnly

Herbivores, omnivore evolution, omnivores, meat, meat digestion

haha u wanna join dis server cuz we got a bunch of crazy peeps who eat meat but not grass like wtf?? imagine being a human but only eating hot dogs and bacon, that’s us. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got pigs that fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s a whole new level of wackiness, u gotta come check it out. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the cows start doing backflips and the sheep start breakdancing. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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CraftyNudes Minecraft Server

Private, sexting, Chat, Archive, Images

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server has something truly unique to offer – the legendary Amblizz9911 from Kik nudes collection over the years!

Join our server for the chance to explore the vast world of Minecraft while also uncovering the scandalous secrets of Amblizz9911’s Kik nudes collection. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and surprises await you as you dig deeper into this mysterious treasure trove of… um, interesting content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Amblizz9911’s nudes are actually the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Want to fly like a majestic eagle or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a peek at Amblizz9911’s collection and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a superpowered hero.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilariously absurd journey filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows. Who knew that a Minecraft server could offer such a… unique experience?

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Minecraft server: /vn/ – Blockhead Edition

Server, visual novel, discussion, Edition, Recommendations

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels while mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb while battling creepers and zombies in a world where every block tells a story.

Our server is so awesome that even the E-celebs are dying to get in, but sorry folks, no room for them here!

If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the Readme (duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy guide for 4chan VN help 4. Use DeepL to translate error messages because who needs tech support? 5. Just Google it, like seriously.

Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of VNs that will blow your mind.

Download links? We got ’em all, just click and play to your heart’s content.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual novels and blocky adventures, where every thread is a new chapter in the story of our server. Previous thread? Pffft, who needs it when you can jump right into the action right now!

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