poopy lane – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Banter: Morning Madness

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Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!

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White Bear Minecraft SMP Experience

Bear, Black Mirror, Dark, dystopian, Entertainment, episode review, Experience, Horror, I Have No Mouth and I must Scream, Justice, mind control, Minecraft, normies, Psychological, punishment, smp, social commentary, society, Technology, Thriller, tv show, Twisted, White, white bear, white bear organization

Are you tired of being a normie who would totally side with the White Bear organization from Black Mirror? Do you feel like you have no mouth and must scream like a character from a messed up sci-fi story? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.

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MILcraft Server: Baby Announcement Drama

#announcement, baby, baby announcement, baby news, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., Drama, emotional response, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, generational gap, grandparenting, intergenerational relationships, judgmental behavior, MILcraft, mother-in-law, parenting, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama-free!

Our server is so awesome, even your grandma would approve (unlike that judgmental mother-in-law). Build your dream world, make virtual friends, and avoid awkward family conversations about raising kids.

Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is supportive and loving, unlike that grandma who needs a lesson in unconditional love. Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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NoobNoTrainingNeeded

Communication Issues, constructive criticism, coworker conflict, coworker expectations, interpersonal skills., job initiation, job role confusion, learning on the job, manager expectations, new job struggles, NoobNoTrainingNeeded, office politics, office tension, professional development, team dynamics, training methods, work dynamics, work environment, work experience, work flow management, Workplace Relationships

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with explosive tempers, unexpected confrontations, and mind-blowing revelations. Who needs boring old training sessions when you can learn on the fly and keep everyone on their toes?

And don’t worry about making friends, because we’ve got a whole cast of characters just waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience. From the easy-going coworker who’s just trying to keep the peace, to the manager with a temper hotter than a Nether portal, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, things may get a little heated, but that’s all part of the fun!

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FitCraft SMP: Pro Athlete

achievement, athlete, Athletics, Competition, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FitCraft, FITNESS, goals, hard work, health, Milestones, perseverance, Personal Best, physical activity, PRO, Proud, smp, sports, success, Training, Victory, wellness

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a virtual athlete! We have daily competitions like Creeper Javelin, Enderman Long Jump, and Zombie Hurdles. Our players have achieved legendary status by winning the prestigious Diamond Cup, a trophy made entirely of diamonds (not really, it’s just a regular trophy spray-painted silver). So lace up your virtual sneakers and come show off your virtual muscles in our virtual gym… I mean, Minecraft server!

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KindCraft: Kindness Quest

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Remember that one time when you were mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper snuck up behind you? Well, on our server, our players are so kind that they’ll actually sacrifice their own diamonds to save you from exploding into a million pieces. Join us for the most heartwarming and explosive Minecraft experience ever!

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Baby Block Busters

assisted conception, assisted reproductive technology, babies, baby, Birth, birth defects, BLOCK, Busters, children, Conception, fertility treatment, genetic disorders, health outcomes, heart defect, heart health, in vitro fertilisation, ivf, Medical research, Pregnancy, reproductive health, Risk, Scandinavia, study

come join our epic minecraft server where the chance of being born with a major heart defect is 0% because we have magical healing powers that protect you from all harm! our server is like a virtual IVF clinic but instead of babies, we birth epic minecraft warriors who will conquer all the land! join us and be part of the most unique gaming experience you’ll ever have, where the only risk is having too much fun!

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KappaMine Minecraft server

Assembly, Beautiful, Cores, donation, Fast, Green.., Hosting, i9 9900K, KappaMine, Minecraft, Moscow, RAM, Resource, responsive, Server, Support, Survival, Vanilla, White

KappaMine is a server with a focus on vanilla survival. There is a donation on the server, but it does not affect the game. Otherwise, only advantages:

• Powerful hosting. Our server is located on vds hosting in Moscow. Resources: 10 GB ddr4 RAM and 4 i9 9900k cores.

• Nice assembly. On our server you will find a beautiful assembly decorated in white and green colors.

• Fast support. We will respond on average within 20 minutes.

play.kappamc.fun

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Unlimited Drama Isles: The Wild World of 18+ Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, Drama, Isles, Minecraft, Semi Vanilla, Unlimited, Wild, world

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Whitelisted, 18+
Server Started	March 25th
World Border	Increased to 10k in version 1.21

What makes us stand out?

Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements
Whitelisted community to ensure mature players
East US coast server location for good connection
Player-run shopping district and bi-weekly events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without ruining main worlds
No pay-to-win donation perks
Friendly staff and active Discord community

Apply to join us on Discord:

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players above 18?	Yes, we have an age restriction of 18+ to maintain a mature community.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have plugins for fast leaf decay, dynmap, and head drops to enhance gameplay.
Can I access resource worlds for gathering materials?	Yes, we have portals at spawn to resource worlds for all three dimensions.
Are donation perks pay-to-win?	No, our donation perks are non-P2W and all proceeds go towards server improvement.

Amelia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most detective-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us for a chance to solve mysteries, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even stumble upon some secret societies (watch out for those creepers, they’re always up to something shady).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Amelia Watson, the master detective herself. Legend has it that she once single-handedly defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a diamond sword and her trusty magnifying glass. And rumor has it that she can sniff out diamonds faster than a pack of wolves chasing a rabbit.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can channel your inner detective, make friends with fellow sleuths, and maybe even crack a few cases along the way, then look no further. Join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those pesky mobs who’s boss!

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The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of K-pop idols to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, you can team up with your favorite K-pop stars to build the ultimate base and slay dragons together!

Imagine Jungkook from BTS leading a raid on a creeper nest, or Lisa from Blackpink showing you how to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest K-pop fantasies while also becoming a Minecraft master.

But beware, the server is also home to a secret underground dance battle arena, where only the most skilled players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Will you be able to out-dance your opponents and claim victory?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most K-pop infused Minecraft adventure of your life!

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