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NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2158	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Emeralds Found:	8423
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4782	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	173094	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	71	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Towns Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ores Mined:	9146	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!