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  • TaiwanTrekkerCraft

    TaiwanTrekkerCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1371
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Villages Defended: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magic Items Found: 3787
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Mind Patterns

    Crafty Mind Patterns
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6084
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Falling into the Void: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

    join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

    so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8506
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

    Next World Cup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 6680
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Chimeras Created: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Emeralds Found: 789 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraft24HrLife

    MineCraft24HrLife
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7542
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchantments Applied: 282
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

    Lost Smell Syndrome Craft
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3107
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9527
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

    Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6379
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla++ with mods
    Active Players 10
    Mods Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
    Features Active voice chat, proximity chat

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Please message me for our server discord information.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

    Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

    A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5462
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

    > Money Inflated Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1483
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Crops Grown: 7318 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BachTripBillsB4Brides

    BachTripBillsB4Brides
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6692
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Potions Brewed: 191
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1130
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

    But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

    New Minecraft Server
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