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Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Banter: Morning Madness

babygirly, banter, blocky, brown poo, Capital city, city, fuck it out, good morning, goodmorning, hello, madness, morning, name.., number, pooper, poopy lane, REDEEM, sirs, submarine, thank you, toiletpaper, Train, Trapped, Writer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!

DubPoopCraft: Where Big Smelly Poopers Await!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	9129	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get dubs to see her big smelly pooper! That’s right, every time you roll doubles, you get a special sneak peek at a giant pooper made out of blocks. It’s the ultimate challenge for all Minecraft players who dare to enter our crazy world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the big smelly pooper!

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	3284
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
New Chunks Explored:	476821	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	209	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9054	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ores Mined:	6440	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4679	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	1852	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

WalmartWarrior92

bargain hunting, common sightings, Community, consumer culture, convenience, diverse crowd, everyday encounters, local hangout, Neighborhood, people watching experience, people-watching, public spaces, retail stores, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habits, social interactions, Stereotypes, unexpected encounters, Walmart, WalmartWarrior92

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!

KyivCraft: German Combat Air Support

Air, berlin, Combat, combat planes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, German, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military intervention, military support, opposition leader, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got pigs flyin’ in da sky and creepers dancin’ in da disco. u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.