Poop Mishaps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

gastrointestinal distress, poop emergencies, poop tales, poop horror stories, bowel movement problems

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

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StruggleCraft

signs, StruggleCraft, Help, mood, Challenges

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens roaming around the server. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just by saying the secret password backwards while doing a handstand. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy chicken).

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ISIS Smugglecraft

united states, Smugglecraft, international crime, ISIS affiliates, border control

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got over 400 migrants brought to the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated smuggling network… but like, don’t worry, they’re all chill and just here to play some blocky games with us!

Join us for some wild adventures, like riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Plus, our staff team is made up of trained dolphins who can help you navigate the treacherous waters of our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! Just watch out for the lava traps and TNT cannons, they’ll blow your mind… literally!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few explosive surprises along the way! See you there, gamers!

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BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

Edition, Insulin sensitivity, Mice, metabolism, BaconCraft

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

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Demonic Network

imagination, Fighting, multiplayer, Economy, action-packed

Welcome to Demonic Network! Offering players for an action-packed passes, fighting, cooperative gaming, and a thriving community. Unleash your imagination and set out on an exciting journey now!

198.244.177.127:19271

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GuraMumei’s Melodic Minecraft Server

Waiting, GuraMumeis, Music (Industry), Music, collaboration

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have a music-focused unit led by Gura and Mumei who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you mine for diamonds. And if that’s not enough, they also love to roast ChroNoiR for some reason, so you’ll never be bored with their hilarious antics. Join us now and experience the most unique and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Communication, relationships, seductive talk, CONFIDENT, Passion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical unicorn horse that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. This server is so lit, even a guy would say it’s hot as fuck.

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NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

TV nostalgia, childhood memories, happy memories, memorable shows, cherished programs

Remember those good ol’ days when you used to watch cartoons on TV while munching on your favorite snacks? Well, imagine reliving those nostalgic moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and dive into a world filled with pixelated versions of your favorite childhood shows.

Ever wanted to explore Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob and Patrick? Or go on a quest with Ash and Pikachu to catch ’em all? Well, now you can! Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the golden era of cartoons.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can participate in wacky challenges inspired by your beloved shows. From building a giant Krabby Patty to battling it out in a Pokémon gym, the fun never stops on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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CraftyJoyLand

Optimistic, Serenity, Happiness, radiant, Bliss

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

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GazaBlastCraft

international relations, Infrastructure, Destruction, Israel, gaza

so like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, 16% of buildings destroyed just like in Gaza. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know? we like to blow stuff up and build it back even better.

the UN is all like, “oh no, the buildings are destroyed!” but we’re all like, “nah, it’s just a party, bro.” so if you wanna join a server that’s totally wild and crazy, come on over. we’ll blow your mind with our epic builds and insane shenanigans.

plus, we’ve got like, the best community ever. everyone’s super chill and always down for a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s get this party started!

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