🔥poop jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	169	Emeralds Found:	5093
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5191	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Poop Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server where it’s stinky poop time all the time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special poop-themed world where everything is made of poop blocks. Build your house out of poop, mine for poop diamonds, and fight off poop monsters – it’s a poop-tastic adventure!

2. We have a poop-themed parkour course that will challenge even the most skilled Minecraft players. Can you make it through the stinky obstacles without falling into the poop pit below?

3. Our server has a poop emoji plugin that allows you to communicate with other players using only poop emojis. It’s a fun and silly way to chat while you’re exploring the stinky world.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret poop treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Poop King?

So come join us on our stinky poop time Minecraft server for a hilariously absurd gaming experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Emeralds Found:	5551	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4325
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8409

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

Toilet Teleportation Craft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Animals Bred:	98
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

FartCraft: Where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your own flatulence!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers at intruders? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

UndieCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4995	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where walking around in boxers is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join our community of boxers-wearing warriors as we embark on epic adventures together.

Imagine a world where the only dress code is underwear – no pants allowed! Dive into our server and let your inner underwear model shine as you explore the vast landscapes and build magnificent structures in your tighty whities.

Don’t worry about feeling awkward, our friendly community will make you feel right at home in your skivvies. Plus, we have special events like the Tighty Whities Fashion Show and Boxers Battle Royale for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming in your undies. Who needs pants when you have a pixelated paradise to roam around in? Let’s strip down and play some Minecraft!

Sight2Craft SMP: Beauty in Blocks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and witness the majestic sight of a herd of llamas riding into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Or marvel at the breathtaking view of a giant chicken statue built entirely out of gold blocks (because who needs practicality when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a magical unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where every block is made of cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just discover the most beautiful sight you’ve ever seen…or at least have a good laugh trying.

FantasyCrafters

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Votes:	1389
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so wild, it’s like a secret fantasy come to life.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like a dream come true, but better because it’s real (in Minecraft, at least).

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such sick moves?

So why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you fulfill your secret fantasy of living in a Minecraft world that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we reenact the epic battles of the russian federation and ukrainian soldiers in the kursk region! witness the chaos as the ukrainian army pulls off insane maneuvers and the russians struggle to push them back.

build your own army of pixelated soldiers and lead them into battle, strategize like a pro or just charge in guns blazing.

who will come out on top in this epic showdown? join now to find out and be part of the action-packed fun!

WARNING: may cause intense laughter and uncontrollable urge to keep playing.

CreeperInvasion: RussianCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	6

lol u wont believe it but this server is like a secret spy mission from MI6 but in minecraft lol. u gotta join and uncover the russian involvement in the far-right disorder happening in the game. u gotta be sneaky and use ur spy skills to gather intel and take down the bad guys. plus, there are epic missions and secret codes to crack. join now for a thrill like no other!

Konohaven: Where even the creepers respect the 18+ age limit and hold a mature conversation while gaming!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled, Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap)
Mods	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord server, read the rules and requirements, and apply for whitelist in the #whitelist-application channel.

When is the Season 3 launch date?

Season 3 was launched on June 10, 2023. However, you can join at any time and play at your own pace.

What are the server rules?

You can find the most up-to-date rules, requirements, and policies on our Coda guide. Generally, applicants must be 18+ to apply, with exceptions.

Are there events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

Is there a shop system on the server?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. We encourage a friendly competitive environment but will intervene if any toxic behavior arises.

Can I play solo on the server?

While our focus is on playing and building together this season, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer. We have players from the US, Canada, and much of Europe.

EcoTechGeopolis Minecraft Server

20th Century, 21st century, China, cold war, Competition, Economic, economic growth, EcoTechGeopolis, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, international relations, military power, Minecraft, political landscape, rival, Server, SUPERPOWER, technological, threat, trade war, US interests, USSR

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	153	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind more than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the biggest threat isn’t the Ender Dragon, but deciding between the USSR and China as your rival!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against the mighty USSR, with their redstone-powered tanks and communist zombies ready to take over the blocky world. Or take on the challenge of battling against 21st century China, with their high-tech gadgets and panda armies that will stop at nothing to dominate the server.

With intense geopolitical battles and economic showdowns, our server will keep you on your toes as you navigate through alliances and betrayals to come out on top. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the biggest threats in Minecraft history!

NeedleCraft SMP: Acupuncture Feels Lit

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, Appointment, asian, back pain, Feels, health benefits, holistic healing, knots, lit, MASSAGE, muscle tension, needlecraft, needles, oil rub, pain relief, Relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation therapy, smp, stress relief, Therapy, traditional chinese medicine, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	1145

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate relaxation session! Our cute Asian masseuse will be waiting for you in-game to massage all your knots away. Needles in your back for 35 minutes? No problem, we’ve got you covered with our virtual acupuncture services. And of course, what’s a spa day without some soothing oil rubbed on your back? It’s all incredibly cash and totally worth joining our server for! So come on in and let us pamper you like never before in the world of Minecraft!

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

PeevedPigCraft

BIAS, cultural expectations, discrimination, Double Standard, equality, Fairness, Frustration, gender bias, Gender Roles, Hypocrisy, injustice, PeevedPigCraft, pet peeve, prejudice, racial bias, Social Issues, social justice, societal double standards., societal norms, Stereotypes, unfair treatment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6745	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of double standards ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all double standards from existing! That’s right, no more unfair treatment or hypocrisy here. Our server is a magical place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us and experience a world where everything is upside down and inside out, but in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only standard is fun!