poop humor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4058
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	64	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Void Armor Forged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	231
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Anyas, bathroom humor, bathroom scenes, bizarre plot, comedic center, comedic element, comedic focus, comedic plot, comedic relief, gross-out comedy, Minecraft, odd choice, Poop, poop humor, Server, strange decision, strange movie, toilet humor, unexpected direction, unexpected twist, unusual plot point, unusual storyline, weird movie

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	4435
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

XmasBoozeBanFail

alcohol ban, children, christmas, Christmas day, christmas eve, Cultural differences, cultural mixing, Elf on the Shelf, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday hosting, holiday traditions, Mexican, mixed families, parenting, santa, tamales, tequila, wine, XmasBoozeBanFail

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3332
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Coffee Break

Break, building, Chill, coffee, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, friendly_staff, java edition, Minigames, multiplayer, new players welcome, Shops, Small, smp, Survival, tight-knit, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Emeralds Found:	1308
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Server Name	Minecraft Server
Overview	Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

Server Name

Minecraft Server

Overview

Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, send a friend request on Discord to linkwentmining.

Q: What kind of activities are available on the server?

A: We are currently focusing on building shops and minigames to start an economy, but players of all playstyles are welcome to join and participate in any activities they enjoy.

Q: Is there a specific skill level required to join?

A: No, players of all skill levels are welcome to join the server.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

A: We have a few basic rules to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players. These rules will be provided when you join the server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as well. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, crafted, CURSES, Demons, fan favorite, Finale, jujutsu kaisen, kenjaku, long-running, Manga, manga series, mystic, new epilogue, Popular, Realms, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, trending, Upcoming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a new epilogue coming soon, like, who even cares about Kenjaku anymore, am I right? But seriously, this server is lit AF, like, you won’t even believe the crazy sh*t that goes down in there. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Neuralink Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, advanced education, brain implant, brain interface, brain science, brain technology, cognitive enhancement, cutting-edge technology, education innovation, educational revolution, future learning, Futuristic technology, imagine graduating, instant knowledge, knowledge transfer, learn everything instantly, Minecraft, Neuralink, new tech, next-gen education, rapid learning, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchantments Applied:	257
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end to learn new skills in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where we have the latest technology that allows you to learn everything instantly! Forget spending days mining for diamonds or building intricate redstone contraptions, just plug in and boom – you’re a Minecraft pro!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil mobs and rival players in epic showdowns that will leave you clucking for more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to feathers, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SnackAttackMC SMP

bad habits, Binge Eating, emotional eating, excessive drinking, fast food addiction, lack of exercise, lack of self-care, late night snacking, mindless eating, poor sleep habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, SnackAttackMC, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	626855	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

NonConformityCraft

alternative lifestyle, Anti-establishment, counterculture, defiance, deviance, dissent, eccentric, Iconoclast, Individuality, Maverick, noncompliance, nonconformity, NonConformityCraft, Nontraditional, Outsider, Rebellion, resistance, societal norms, subversion, Unconventional, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Do you want to rebel in the most epic way possible? Then join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner non-conformist!

On our server, we don’t follow any rules – we build upside down houses, ride pigs into battle, and wear pumpkins on our heads as a fashion statement. Society may say it’s weird, but we say it’s AWESOME.

Join us and be part of the most rebellious community in Minecraft history. Who needs to conform when you can have this much fun breaking the rules? Let’s show society that being normal is overrated – join our server and let your non-conformist flag fly high!

BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1486	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3161	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Votes:	2803	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	202
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.