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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7372 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2562 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!
