Poop Horror MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

poop anecdotes, worst pooping experience, gastrointestinal distress, public restroom nightmares, poop horror

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

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CraftyNightOut – Minecraft SMP

movies, Friends, chilling, activities, CraftyNightOut

Brooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. The admins are like wizards who grant you wishes and the players are all unicorns in disguise.

You gotta join because there’s a secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen and ride on the backs of dragons. The currency is made of diamond blocks and the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times.

Last week, we had a massive water balloon fight in the Nether and the winner got a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing campfire songs while the skeletons serenade us with their xylophones.

So, what are you up to tonight? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make no sense tomorrow!

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BlockheadsRUs

absurd assumptions, BIAS, unfair judgments, societal norms, ridiculous stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stereotypes? Join our server and break free from the chains of mediocrity! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the creepers are confused.

We have a special area where players can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But the best part? We have a magical portal that leads to a land where llamas rule the land and demand to be worshipped as gods. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bowed down to a llama king.

So if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server of all time, join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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BlockyPeaceAccord

Middle East conflict, fragile state, frail appearance, international relations, HUMAN RIGHTS

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got Israeli hostages and Palestinian prisoners teaming up to take down the evil mobs and build the most epic structures! Join us and witness the wildest alliances you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of players accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests. But instead of keeping all the loot for themselves, they decided to share it with everyone on the server. That’s right, we’re all about teamwork and spreading the love (and diamonds)!

Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that even the creepers have started to behave themselves. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of building and crafting. Who knew creepers could be so artistic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a peace treaty between zombies and skeletons. Stranger things have happened on this server!

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Raffeans Poop Hoeh 1.20

surreal, BUT I POOP FROM THERE, meme, weird, Outrageous

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated madness!

We got cows that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like it’s Thriller all over again!

Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbow lasers out of their horn, like wtf is even reality anymore?!

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds!

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BabyBedWars

husband, balance, girls night, d&d, joy

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have a sister and a baby niece/nephew!

Join our server and experience virtual reality like never before. Craft cocktails from inside the game and send them to the bartender – who needs real-life bars when you have this level of technology at your fingertips?

Forget about your D&D group and rock climbing buddies – once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones with people from all over the world?

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs to put a baby to bed when you can be crafting in Minecraft all night long? Join now and escape reality in the most epic way possible!

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CraftyCuddleCraft

Understanding, intimacy in friendships, Vulnerability, intimacy in relationships, intimacy in emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further than our server! We specialize in creating a truly intimate gaming experience that will have you feeling like you’re in a virtual hug with your friends.

Join us for some hilarious shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a Minecraft family. Plus, our virtual hugs are so warm and fuzzy, you’ll never want to leave!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will bring you closer to your fellow players in ways you never thought possible, come join us! Who knew that building virtual blocks could lead to such intimate connections?

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What is the IP for BobbyPoffGaming Minecraft Server?

warzone tips, WZ3, High Kills, Map, battle royale

BobbyPoffGaming is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his high-energy gaming streams and impressive skills in first-person shooter games such as Call of Duty and Apex Legends. With a dedicated fan base and a competitive edge, BobbyPoffGaming has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

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ToadSMP

Prison, Parkour, luckyblock, KitPvP, Economy

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Relaxed towny SMP with a welcoming community, focused on worldbuilding, adventure and progression, with optional PvP outside and inside of claims.
Launch Date	Launching soon
Discord	discord.gg/toadsmp

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focus?	The server is focused on worldbuilding, adventure, and progression.
Is PvP enabled?	Yes, PvP is optional both outside and inside of claims.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.
Is there any specific theme on the server?	The server has a relaxed towny theme with a welcoming community.

Enchanted Oasis 1.21.3

Significant Other, uncertainties, Wishful thinking, doubts, partner

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! Want to see your girlfriend get blown up by a creeper? We got you covered! Want to watch her fall into a pit of lava? We can make it happen! Let your twisted desires run wild in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t hold back, let the chaos unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join now and let the madness begin!

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