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ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7235
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

#sustainability, agriculture, Aqua, climate change, economic development, economic forecast, economic impact, environmental policy, Farm, Food, food security, food supply, gdp, GDP loss, global economy, international trade, Loss, PIXEL, Resource Management, Risk, Water Crisis, water economics, water management, water scarcity, world food production, WTO study

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mines Excavated:	4872
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	2103
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Crops Grown:	5185

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Play.Customst3al.fun:2223

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

play.fabledrealms.co.uk

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

1.21.1, Adults, application, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Edition, Farms, Gaming, Jive, Join, Knock, laid back, Minecraft, Modded, modrinth, PvE, QoL mods, Redstone, Server, Shacknews, smp, tech mods, uNmiNeD, Vanilla, world reset, zombies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ores Mined:	6824	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Votes:	6581	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, arrogance, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, Government, Hubris, HubrisCraft, Insecurity, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, power, pride, provocation, Rising, Server, Superiority, Tension

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8033	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Farms Harvested:	994	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, games, general, King, LoRA, merch, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Void Armor Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

IndependentCraft

Boundaries, boyfriend issues, communication problems, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional well being, feeling dismissed, feeling drained, feeling hurt, Financial Advice, IndependentCraft, mental health, overreacting, relationship dynamics, self sufficient, self worth, self-care, strong independent woman, support system, Underappreciated, validation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

EndGameQuest

best ending, Book, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, EndGameQuest, Epic, Favorite, film, Finale, Impactful, memorable, Movie, Plot, resolution, satisfying, storytelling, Twist, unexpected, video game

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mines Excavated:	2474
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, covert operation, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, iran, Israeli scientist, man arrested, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Political, secret mission, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Tel Aviv, Terrorism, undercover

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.