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BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

Ban, BanishedBlocks, Brazil, Brazilian, Conflict, Court, decision, deepening, Dispute, elon musk, Environmental Protection, feud, innovation, Judges, law, Legal, Minecraft, Musk, Ratify, Regulation, Server, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Votes:	1919	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	692
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Animals Bred:	196

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

adenylyl cyclase 2, behavioral changes, Bipolar, bipolar disorder, Confirmed, Fun, Gene, genetic disorder, genetic markers, genetic testing, genetics, Linkage, MANIC, manic symptoms, mental health, Mice, mood disorder, neuroscience, Patients, Psychiatry, research, risk variant, study

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimension Hops:	0

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

application, Chunk claiming, Create, Discord Channel, discord server, FANTASY, Fantasy’s Furniture, Furniture, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Orb of Origin, Origins, Pigs, player-run shops, pros and cons, public shop, small server, smp, Square, teenagers, Terralith Terrain Generation, Tetra, unique species, vortex

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	3666
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Votes:	7058	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, blended families, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, custody issues, DadCraft, emotional expression, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, father daughter relationship, genetic predisposition, mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, parental relationships, Server, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ores Mined:	6471	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	112
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of madness, just like this OP’s family situation.

Imagine a world where your stepmother is actually a secret alien trying to take over the world through Minecraft. Your father is a wizard who can’t see past his wife’s evil plans, and your long-lost mother is actually a Minecraft character who’s been trying to reach out to you through the game all along.

Join us and let your inner turmoil out in the form of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server as wild as this one? Don’t let your family drama hold you back, join us now and let the chaos begin!

NoSleep4FamCoziness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of sharing a room with your siblings! Join us and escape the real world where parents make you sleep on the couch while your siblings get their own rooms.

On our server, you can build your dream house with as many bedrooms as you want, no need to worry about sharing with anyone else. And if your parents try to make you sleep on the couch, just build a luxurious sofa bed in your room instead!

We promise you’ll never have to deal with unfair room arrangements or ungrateful siblings on our server. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets the privacy and space they deserve!

OverratedTVshowMC SMP

Analysis, Audience, binge watching, comedy, critique, Disappointment, Drama, Entertainment, hype, Media, opinion, overrated TV show, OverratedTVshowMC, popular culture, Ratings, reality tv, reviews, series, smp, streaming, television, trending

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	4348	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV-shows? Join our Minecraft SMP where the drama is real and the mobs are scarier than any reality TV star! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping fire mixtapes. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the lost remote controls from the most overrated TV-shows. Join us and help us uncover the truth behind the conspiracy of bad television! #MinecraftSMPMadness