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Swimsuit Showdown Minecraft Server

Beach, beachwear, Bikini, clothing, Decision making, fashion, fashion choices, Minecraft, one piece, Outfit, personal style, Pool, Server, shopping, showdown, Style, Summer, swimsuit, Swimwear, trendy, Tropical, vacation, womens fashion

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a tropical beach party in the middle of the blocky world!

Join us and participate in our epic swimsuit fashion show where you can dress up your character in the trendiest beachwear. Will you choose the diamond-encrusted bikini or the lava-proof speedo? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pool of Infinite XP, where players can dive in and level up their skills faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. And rumor has it that the Pool is guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just watch out for the bikini-clad zombies… they’re a real beach buzzkill.

BroSisCraft: Eff Off GF!

Boundaries, BroSisCraft, brother, Butthurt, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Eff, family, Girlfriend, hair, Heat, home, insensitive, MONEY, parenting, Pool, Rude, SPLASH, Yelling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate anyone messing with our kids or our pools! Join us and unleash your inner pool warrior as you splash and jump to your heart’s content.

We don’t care if you paid $1000 or $100,000 for your hair or pool, all we care about is having a good time and standing up for our kids. So if you’re ready to defend your pool rights and show off your epic Minecraft skills, then this is the server for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some crazy hair-related drama along the way. Join now and let the pool party begin!

ShirtlessSteve in SMP

backyard, Beach, Circumstances, comfort, Exercise, hot weather, House, lounging, Men, outside, personal preference, Pool, privacy, reddit, Relaxation, shirtless, ShirtlessSteve, smp, Summer, Sunbathing, swimming, yard work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is fully clothed all the time? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild and crazy that you’ll find yourself shirtless in no time. Whether you’re battling creepers in the nude or building a giant statue of yourself without a shirt on, this server is the place to let your Minecraft nipples fly free.

Join us for epic shirtless adventures like the time we all decided to have a shirtless dance party in the middle of a lava pit, or when we held a shirtless fishing competition and things got a little too real. And don’t even get me started on our annual shirtless skin contest, where the winner gets a diamond chestplate… but no shirt!

So if you’re ready to strip down and get crafty, come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence and a bare chest? Let’s get shirtless, baby!

TheaterCraft: Pool Party Drama

Asshole, bathing suits, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Drama, Girlfriend, guy friends, high school drama, Insecurity, misunderstanding, parents, Party, peer pressure, Pool, relationship, school pool party, school theater friends, shirtless, social event, TheaterCraft, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ores Mined:	8522

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we host epic poop parties to kick off the gaming year! Join us for a wild time filled with bathing suits, parents, and guy friends – it’s a party you won’t want to miss! Plus, if you join now, you might even get to experience the drama of girlfriends getting mad at you for attending. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us for a poop-tastic time!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

200928978, balk, BalkCraft, banter, Beach, blocky, Brigade, Edition, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat stroke, heat wave, hot weather, humidity, hydration, outdoor activities, Pool, Scorching, smp, stay cool, Summer, Sun, sunscreen, sweat, Temperature

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP

billiard, BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP, billion, Childhood, cue sports, education, Entertainment, funny, Game, learning, leisure, long tail, Math, Memories, Misconception, number, Pool, rich people, Snooker, tags, wealth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you find this hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering valuable quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. And rumor has it that if you befriend one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a secret village filled with rare loot and enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, the journey may be treacherous, but the rewards are worth it. And who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – or even discover the mythical number that comes after a billion!

The Redditpool 3 SMP Experience

Decade, Entertainment, Experience, funny, generation, Hit, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, millennial comedy, Pool, reddit, redditpool, Sitcom, smp, social media, stand up, streaming, television, trending, viral

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs stone when you can have bling bling, am I right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne? Or will you join forces with the llamas and start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken regime? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Bara, BaraCraft, desuarchive, Edition, filter, last thread, long tail tag, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool edition, Rentry, Server, shitpost, shitpost filter, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Dimension Hops:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

Chaotic Kiddie Pool – Come for the Storms, Stay for the Bedrock Banter! ☔🎮💼

advanced land claiming, Artmap, banter, bedrock, chaotic, chat report, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Items, Custom Tags, Discord, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, join messages, kiddie, Long-term Gameplay, Marketplaces, Mature Community, player-driven economy, player-run marketplace, Pool, progression-based tools, Quality of Life Commands, smp, stay, storm’s, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	30253	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord community

What Sets Us Apart?

Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” for Java players or “play.stormylagoon.com:25566” for Bedrock players.

2. Is there a Discord server for community interaction?

Yes, we have an organized Discord community where you can find guidance on all server features. Join us at https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, we do not support pay-to-win gameplay. All ranks can be obtained through voting.

4. Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

Yes, we support crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

5. How can I explore the unique features of Stormy Lagoon?

Explore the countless features offered by Stormy Lagoon by joining our server and embarking on an unforgettable adventure today!

BoomCraft: Not the AITAH Server

4th of july, AITAH, babysitter, BOOMCRAFT, Boyfriend, busy life, college, drinks, ENERGY, family, Friends, Hangout, holiday, mental energy, Mother, NAP, nephew, Pool, punching bag, rant, selfish, Server, social life, swimming, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being the designated therapist for your friend Jenny? Do you feel like you’re just a punching bag for her rants and dramas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!

NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	1590	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Farms Harvested:	498	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!