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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6028 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1328 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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