pool safety Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, anxiety, aunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, DAUGHTER, family member, hot weather, husband, medication, MommaBearSwimBan, mother-in-law, overreacting, parenting, pool safety, postpartum depression, Safety concerns, swimming, texas, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1093	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	893	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, arguments in marriage, blaming children, calling my husband a dumbass, city safety concerns, Communication Issues, distracted parenting, DumbassCraft, excessive heat warning, floaties for kids, heated arguments., husband not watching son, kids going missing, kids playing alone, lack of communication, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, parental supervision, parenting disagreements, pool safety, Server, swim classes for children

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

FoodPoolFiasco

aita, food in pool, FoodPoolFiasco, lifeguard, pool behavior, pool company, pool confrontation, pool disrespect, pool enforcement, pool etiquette, pool incident, pool management, pool policy, pool regulations, pool rules, pool safety, pool surveillance, pool video evidence, pool violation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never eat inside the pool! We once had a player who dared to break this sacred rule, and let’s just say things got wild. The pool company was called, photos were taken, and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all on camera for your viewing pleasure.

Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with rule-breaking, poolside drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a boring old rulebook when you can have this kind of entertainment? So come on in, grab a snack (just not in the pool), and let the madness begin!

AutisticHotTubDrama

autism, autism awareness, autistic child, AutisticHotTubDrama, children, Guilt, hot tub, hot tub dangers, lifeguard, lifeguard responsibilities, Meltdown, nonverbal, Pool, pool policies, pool regulations, pool safety, restrictions, rules, Safety, Siblings, supervision

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1830	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even young autistic players are welcome to join the hot tub party! Our hot tub is so hot, it’s like swimming in lava (but don’t worry, it’s safe for kids as long as they don’t stay in too long). Just like the lifeguard in this story, we care about your safety and well-being, even if it means kicking you out of the hot tub for your own good. Join us for a wild time where even the craziest pool rules are broken for the sake of fun and adventure!

NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

child safety, children’s safety, Communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, hosting events, life jackets, Minecraft, NoSplashZone, parental supervision, pool access, pool concerns, pool etiquette, pool ownership, pool regulations, pool restrictions, pool rules, pool safety, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft? Are you ready to take your gaming experience to the next level? Then look no further than our server, where we have taken Minecraft to the extreme with our Sparking Zero mod pack!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every now and then, just to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT block)! Sparking Zero with mods is the only way to play Minecraft – trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!

STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

cartoons, dommy mommy, gals, GOTH, goth dommy mommy, Grooming, Men, Minecraft, Mommy, smp, STOP, stop watching, subversive, subversive cartoons, Watching, young, Young men

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

CreationCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to CreationCraft!

We’re excited to welcome new players to our thriving community! Since our launch on November 11, 2024, CreationCraft has provided a seamless experience that beautifully blends simplicity with functionality. Our mission is simple: to deliver a premier Minecraft server featuring the latest innovations while prioritizing sustainability.

Tune in to our 24/7 live stream on YouTube and dive into a variety of videos that highlight our vibrant community. Here, you’ll find a server you can genuinely call home.

We can’t wait to embark on unforgettable adventures together!

play.creationcraft.online

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6532
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	3467	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRS.SKYBARS.ME

”’> Kills Tony <''' Minecraft Server

comedy, comedy club, comedy podcast, Comedy Show, kill tony podcast, kills, Kills Tony, live performance, long tail tags, Minecraft, Podcast, roast battle, Server, stand up, Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	1918	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of Tony always stealing your diamonds and bragging about it? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally get your revenge and kill Tony over and over again! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a chance to show Tony who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Tony respawns as a chicken every time you defeat him, so you can have the satisfaction of turning him into a tasty chicken dinner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the Tony-slaying begin!

/BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, Babel, BlockyBros, cement, Corroserum, hoederer, ines, Minecraft, paprika, Pinecone, Qiubai, Skadi, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, Whisperain

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Help an AI Beat Minecraft

#youtube, ai, Anarchy, Assistance, beat the game, challenge, commands, Community, Cross-Play, custom commands, gameplay, Goal, Help, hurt, Interactive, Kit, Livestream, minecraft AI, participate, PvE, PvP, Server, Stream, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ores Mined:	6050
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!

MinecraftAI.mcserver.us

Crafty Craze Minecraft Server

30th Anniversary Direct, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Blizzard.com, Bronze Celebration Token, Crafty, CRAZE, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, Massive Increase, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, Warcraft 30th Anniversary, weekly reset, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle within!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. The pigs are trying to negotiate peace, but the sheep are too busy plotting their own uprising. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…The War Within Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Great Potato War, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in one hour. The winner gets a golden potato trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have rebellious farm animals and potato wars? Don’t miss out on the fun – join The War Within Minecraft server today!

Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP

emotional well being, holistic healing, inner peace, lime, liminalounge, liminalounge.com, Lounge, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Minecraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, spiritual growth, stress relief, Tranquility, wellness, yoga

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	73	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than liminalounge.com!

Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs into flying pigs just for laughs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing sunglasses.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Who needs elytra when you have magical carrots, am I right?

So come join us at liminalounge.com for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those mischievous Endermen – they might just steal your diamonds and replace them with dirt!

Demon’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky Europeans in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all Europeans because, let’s face it, they are demons! Join us in our quest to rid the virtual world of their evil ways and build a community free from their destructive tendencies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers to banish any European players who dare to enter. So come on, join us and let’s show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!