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  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

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  • MommaBearSwimBan

    MommaBearSwimBan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

    And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

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  • DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

    DumbassCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

    Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

    So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

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  • FoodPoolFiasco

    FoodPoolFiasco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never eat inside the pool! We once had a player who dared to break this sacred rule, and let’s just say things got wild. The pool company was called, photos were taken, and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all on camera for your viewing pleasure.

    Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with rule-breaking, poolside drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a boring old rulebook when you can have this kind of entertainment? So come on in, grab a snack (just not in the pool), and let the madness begin!

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  • AutisticHotTubDrama

    AutisticHotTubDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even young autistic players are welcome to join the hot tub party! Our hot tub is so hot, it’s like swimming in lava (but don’t worry, it’s safe for kids as long as they don’t stay in too long). Just like the lifeguard in this story, we care about your safety and well-being, even if it means kicking you out of the hot tub for your own good. Join us for a wild time where even the craziest pool rules are broken for the sake of fun and adventure!

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  • NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

    NoSplashZone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

    Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

    So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

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