pool safety Minecraft Servers

Pool Safety

  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaBearSwimBan

    MommaBearSwimBan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

    And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

    DumbassCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a distracted dad at a pool party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this mom’s husband who can’t seem to keep an eye on his son!

    Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.

    So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FoodPoolFiasco

    FoodPoolFiasco

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never eat inside the pool! We once had a player who dared to break this sacred rule, and let’s just say things got wild. The pool company was called, photos were taken, and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all on camera for your viewing pleasure.

    Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with rule-breaking, poolside drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a boring old rulebook when you can have this kind of entertainment? So come on in, grab a snack (just not in the pool), and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AutisticHotTubDrama

    AutisticHotTubDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even young autistic players are welcome to join the hot tub party! Our hot tub is so hot, it’s like swimming in lava (but don’t worry, it’s safe for kids as long as they don’t stay in too long). Just like the lifeguard in this story, we care about your safety and well-being, even if it means kicking you out of the hot tub for your own good. Join us for a wild time where even the craziest pool rules are broken for the sake of fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

    NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

    Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

    So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AND Factions

    AND Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server launches on July 10th, 4pm CET!

    OGFactions is a server dedicated to bringing back the nostalgic feel of classic faction servers. Where items are actually valuable, and players must grind to achieve them – there’s absolutely ZERO way to buy any kind of in-game advantage.

    The server is run by 2 seasoned MCPVP veterans who are committed to prioritizing gameplay and fun above all else.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/gCXuvCA4rh

    og-factions.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minearchy: Where SMP and Minigames collide! Prepare for 1.21 chaos on 1.20.6!

    Minearchy: Where SMP and Minigames collide! Prepare for 1.21 chaos on 1.20.6!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minearchy SMP Server

    Join the Lands of Minearchy for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience!

    Overview:

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Version 1.20.6 / 1.21
    Features
      • Active SMP community
      • Minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars

    Website and IP Information:

    Website https://landsofminearchy.com
    Trailer Watch Here
    IP play.minearchy.com | bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    A: Absolutely! Our community is welcoming to players of all skill levels.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone. You can find them on our website.

    Q: How can I join a minigame on the server?

    A: Simply follow the instructions provided in-game or ask one of our moderators for assistance.

    Q: Is the server available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    A: Yes, you can join using either the Java or Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

    Q: Can I create my own custom-built structures on the server?

    A: Of course! Feel free to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FranticFrenchies Minecraft Server

    FranticFrenchies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our Edition du ProgrèsAncien is like no other, with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans around every corner.

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so advanced, it’s like we’re living in the year 199471788!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored on our server, because there’s always something new and ridiculous to discover.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your mind is blown. This is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a wild ride you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZombieApocalypse Minecraft Server

    ZombieApocalypse Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so thrilling, we had to count the bodies after the first week because so many players were dying from sheer excitement! Join now if you dare to test your skills in a world where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to be the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to bring your A-game and maybe a few extra lives, because this server is not for the faint of heart!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP