Pool Rules MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PoolPlaytime4Tots

pool rules, Conflict Resolution, family bonding, water safety, childhood memories

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no swimming in the pool unless you’ve mastered the art of swimming like a pro. Just like how our five-year-old can’t splash around in the pool until he’s a swimming champion, you too can experience the thrill of being banned from fun activities for no reason at all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.

So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

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FoodPoolFiasco

FoodPoolFiasco, pool surveillance, pool etiquette, pool disrespect, pool rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never eat inside the pool! We once had a player who dared to break this sacred rule, and let’s just say things got wild. The pool company was called, photos were taken, and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all on camera for your viewing pleasure.

Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with rule-breaking, poolside drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a boring old rulebook when you can have this kind of entertainment? So come on in, grab a snack (just not in the pool), and let the madness begin!

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NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

pool ownership, children’s safety, pool rules, pool etiquette, life jackets

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

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Brazilification Minecraft Server

Brazilification, trends, cultural exchange, culture, Development

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are on a mission to Brazilify the entire world! Why settle for boring old landscapes when you can have lush rainforests, beautiful beaches, and samba music playing in the background?

Join us as we embark on epic quests to gather rare resources like golden pineapples and diamond-encrusted coconuts. Build your own favela-inspired base or create a replica of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.

But beware, the mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. You’ll have to fend off capoeira-dancing skeletons and carnivorous piranhas as you explore the Brazilian wilderness.

So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Brazilification! Who knows, you might even run into a friendly toucan or two along the way. Viva la Brazil!

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Minecraft SMP: Mushroom Cyborgs R Us

Mushroom, cyborg industry, lab cultivation, smp, computer signals

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have taken biohybrid technology to a whole new level! Imagine controlling robots with living King oyster mushrooms – yes, you heard that right! Our researchers have successfully integrated mushrooms into robot bodies, allowing them to crawl and respond to environmental cues.

But that’s not all – we have 3D-printed robot scaffolding, electrical interfaces, and who knows what else we’ll come up with next! Will you be the one to discover the true potential of mushroom-powered robots? Join now and be a part of this crazy cyborg industry in the making! Who needs redstone when you have mushrooms controlling your creations? Let’s get shroomin’!

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GridironGriefer

Big Plays, standing, season tickets, Etiquette, football game

Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!

Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!

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WeddingDramaMinecraftSMP

bride and groom, love, uncertainty, union, ceremony

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness more drama than a soap opera wedding! Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know when someone might decide to break up in the middle of a creeper attack. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures!

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WorldlyFrightsMC

pandemic, existential dread, uncertainty, economic instability, societal collapse

Are you afraid of the dark? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the sun never sets! That’s right, you can play in eternal daylight and never have to worry about those pesky mobs sneaking up on you. Join us and say goodbye to your fear of the dark!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been terrified of running out of food in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, food magically appears in your inventory every time you take a bite. You’ll never go hungry again, no matter how much you eat!

And if you’re scared of heights, don’t worry. Our server has anti-gravity blocks that allow you to float in the air like a majestic unicorn. Soar through the skies and never worry about falling to your doom again!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your fears behind. Who knew a virtual world could be so comforting and hilarious at the same time?

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TaiwanStraitRumble Minecraft Server

Taiwan Strait, naval operations, naval transit, diplomatic relations, territorial sea

Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this, right? China be all like, “Germany, you better not be sailin’ through our Taiwan Strait, that shiz is OURS!” They be claimin’ it like it’s their own personal swimmin’ pool or somethin’. Like, chill out, China, ain’t nobody tryna steal your water!

But yo, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! Just don’t tell the Ender Dragon, he’s a bit touchy about his bling.

So, if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, come on down to our server! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they be aimin’ for your booty like it’s a bullseye. Trust me, you don’t wanna end up like Steve with an arrow in your knee!

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CraftyKidsCare: Where every block counts!

child welfare reform, CraftyKidsCare, child abuse, child services, ontario

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing dying is your enemies, not innocent children like in Ontario’s messed up care system. every 3 days a child dies there, but on our server, you can respawn as many times as you want! plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re safe from griefers and hackers. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of survival in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds!

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