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FoodPoolFiasco

aita, food in pool, FoodPoolFiasco, lifeguard, pool behavior, pool company, pool confrontation, pool disrespect, pool enforcement, pool etiquette, pool incident, pool management, pool policy, pool regulations, pool rules, pool safety, pool surveillance, pool video evidence, pool violation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	726	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never eat inside the pool! We once had a player who dared to break this sacred rule, and let’s just say things got wild. The pool company was called, photos were taken, and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we’ve got it all on camera for your viewing pleasure.

Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with rule-breaking, poolside drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a boring old rulebook when you can have this kind of entertainment? So come on in, grab a snack (just not in the pool), and let the madness begin!

Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Butler PA Rally, Donald J Trump, Fayetteville NC Town Hall, God Bless the USA, Great, Liz Harrington, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee WI Remarks, Minecraft, New York City VP Debate, president trump, Rumble, Saginaw MI Rally, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spox, Trump Video, trump war room, truth social, Valdosta GA Remarks, White House 45

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Farms Harvested:	851
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

accident, bad news, bathroom humor, child, diaper change, EMBARRASSMENT, excrement, foul odor, funny, humor, Messy, Minecraft, mishap, Mommy, parenting, poopy, Potty training, Smells, smp, STINKY, Toddler, Unpleasant

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	547

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

MomCare Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Caregiver, caregiving, Conflict, Confrontation, dementia, diabetes, doctor appointments, elderly care, family, health, Honesty, mental health, Minecraft, MomCare, Moving, nutrition, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Truth, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	860560	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

BlockyBuzz, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug culture, drug dependence, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug rehabilitation, drug tolerance, drug use, drug withdrawal, hard drug use, hard drugs, HighCrafters, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, substance abuse

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

beheading, crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, headless, justice system, law enforcement, local government, Mayor, Mexican politics, MexiCrafter, municipal leadership, new leadership, organized crime, political corruption, political instability, political transition, public office, Public Safety, southern Mexico, Succession, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mines Excavated:	4365	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

‘66, 16+, 296, 476, actual lives saved, Assumptions, CCP, convalescent plasma, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, estimates, Modeling, Plasma, potential lives saved, saved lives, Saviors, stratified analyses, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

497952357, advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, Boulevard, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Healer Geist Edition, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

career choices, comfort zone, Decision making, fear of change, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, Life decisions, missed chances, missed opportunity, OpportunityCraft, personal growth, refused opportunity, regret, risk aversion, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self reflection, turning down opportunities

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

One Direction Sound Waves

Acoustic research, Acoustic technology, Acoustic waves, Direction, Directional audio, Directional sound, Directional sound waves, Physicists, Physics advancement, Physics innovation, physics research, Research breakthrough, scientific discovery, Sound, sound engineering, sound manipulation, Sound technology, sound waves, Unidirectional sound, Wave directionality, Wave generation, Wave propagation, Waves

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!