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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7041 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.
So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.
