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Middle School Pookie

Cross-Play, Features, Gaming, Join, middle school, Minecraft, Network, Pookie, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, SUSSY

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	689	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to the Pookie SMP! One of the most sussy networks around! We offer a wide range of features while playing our network! Join now to check them out!

pookiesmp.net

NeutroCraft Minecraft Server

Cash, Conflict, Diplomacy, explosive, Government, Guns, influence, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, NeutroCraft, policy, Politics, power, putin, rethink, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Swiss neutrality, switzerland

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPals: Fake UNICEF Gaza

aid, Black Market, Charity, Conflict, counterfeit, counterfeit goods, crime, Deception, Fake, fraud, gaza, illegal, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPals, scam, Shop, SMUGGLING, STICKERS, UNICEF, Vehicles

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
New Chunks Explored:	604055	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more fun dan a shop in Gaza makin fake UNICEF stickers for Palestinian vehicles! Like, imagine drivin around in a pixelated car wit a fake sticker, dat’s da level of wildness we bringin to dis server!

We got so much goin on, like u can build a giant replica of da Eiffel Tower outta dirt blocks, or have a pet pig dat can fly and shoot lasers outta its eyes! Plus, we got secret underground dungeons filled wit treasure and mobs dat drop diamond swords like dey candy!

So come join us on dis epic adventure, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity, but who needs dat anyway?) Let’s get blocky and have a blast on dis server like no otha!

Y2KCrafters

“Youth, 2000-01-01, Birthday, digital age, digital natives, generation, internet, internet culture, internet habits, Kids, ONLINE, online behavior, online habits, online identity, online safety, online security, online trends, privacy, social media, Technology, Y2KCrafters

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got unicorns flyin around, rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds, and a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of chocolate!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle? yea, dat’s right. u can be like a freakin knight on a fire-breathin lizard.

plus, we have a dance party every friday night in da virtual disco club. u can show off ur sick dance moves and maybe even win a prize!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da whole wide world! trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelatedCowLab PCR Fun

blood samples, BMC Veterinary Research, bovine leukemia, comparative study, diagnostic accuracy, digital PCR, disease screening, Fun, Inter-laboratory comparison, laboratory testing, livestock diseases, molecular diagnostics, PCR, PCR assays, PCR techniques, PixelatedCowLab, proviral bovine leukemia virus, quantitative PCR, research methodology, scientific collaboration, veterinary science, viral infections, virus detection

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic adventure where we hunt for the elusive proviral bovine leukemia virus in blood samples! yep, u heard me right!

our server is like no other, with eleven different PCR assays to detect this crazy virus. join us as we race against time to save the bovine population from this deadly disease.

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving cows, but u’ll also be competing against other players to see who can find the virus first. winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cow milk!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and show off ur PCR skills in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla that’s a bit shook {Semi-Anarchy} 1.20.6 EU No Hacks No Reset

1.20.6, alliances, Authenticity, Bans, bit, building projects, Community, creativity, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Fairness, GRIEFED.., Hacks, lawlessness, OPERATIONs, Performance, Reset, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Shook, Skills, Spawn, surprise encounters, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Website, Wiki

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4357
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Server Information

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.20.6

Overview

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fairness and maintain the server’s integrity. You can find the rules on our website or server wiki.
How long has the server been running?	Our server has been running for over 4 years, creating a rich and diverse world for players to explore.
Can I join the Discord community?	Absolutely! Join our Discord community to interact with other players, stay updated on server events, and chat with staff members.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we still have rules against griefing to ensure a positive experience for all players.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

4chanX, ACO, ai, aids, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, Easy Diffusion, EDG, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Generated Art, guides, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, namefag, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, vtai, Wiki, ydg

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special feature where you can spam the same shit over and over again, just like a true namefag! And the best part? People can’t hate on you because they can just block you (only if they have 4chanX) – it’s a win-win situation!

2. Our New User Guide is so wild, it will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Plus, our Controlnet will have you feeling like a dummy in the best way possible.

3. Need some animation in your life? Look no further than our Animation feature that will have you questioning reality.

4. Block Merging is a game-changer on our server – literally. Merge those blocks like a pro and watch your creations come to life in ways you never thought possible.

5. Our ComfyUI is so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get me started on our Automatic1111 feature – it’s like magic, but for Minecraft.

6. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We’ve got it all, from civitai to huggingface.co and everything in between.

7. Explore our Wiki and Link Hub for all the info you could ever need, and don’t forget to check out our LoRa Training for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

HackathonCraft SMP

_sdg_ – Stable Diffusion General, 4chan, 4scan.py, 4scanner, activate.bat, ai, args, AttributeError, board g, bool, bootstrap_inner, Copy, Download, downloader, exception, final_pic, FIX, G:4chan, Hackathon, HackathonCraft, imageboard, keywords, kwargs, My_List.json, out_dir, pip install, Python, RUN, site-packages, smp, SPLIT, stable diffusion, Target, Thread-12, Threading, tmp_pic, venv, Windows Install

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as buggy as Python 34scanner? Look no further! Our server is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re coding in Python yourself. Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to fix errors in a virtual world while building your own AI army to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftySlavMILF

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication Issues, confronting family, CraftySlavMILF, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, culture clash, Eastern European Mom, emotional response, family dynamics, Family Values, ignorance, interracial dating, interracial relationship, language barrier, microaggressions, partner support, racism, Respect

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	172
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	480
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, cultural clashes, and awkward translations!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly you stumble upon a heated argument between your partner and their mom. She’s spouting off some questionable comments about your race, while your partner is desperately trying to defend her ignorance. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the awkward moments when family secrets are spilled in their native language, leaving you feeling like the odd one out. And don’t forget the times when you’re compared to Olympic athletes for no apparent reason – because apparently all women of color look alike, right?

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn? Let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways, only on our Minecraft server!

ThingHaterTurnedLover – Minecraft SMP

acquired preferences, acquired taste, changing perspectives, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood aversions, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, developing palate, DISLIKES, Evolving, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, interests, maturing, Minecraft, new experiences, Nostalgia, Preferences, smp, tastes change, ThingHaterTurnedLover

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your epic builds with? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have FUN!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a group of players riding pigs while wearing diamond armor and blasting “Baby Shark” on repeat. Yes, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable memories. Oh, and did we mention there’s a taco stand in the spawn area? Yeah, you’re welcome.

Death? LOL, I respawn!

acceptance, confronting death, courage, death, embracing death, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, fearlessness, finding peace, Life after death., living fully, lol, mortality, mortality awareness, overcoming fear, philosophy, respawn, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	5628
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	84

Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure! When you die, instead of respawning in the same boring spot, you get catapulted into a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the only way out is by defeating a giant chicken boss armed with a diamond sword and a bad attitude.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Don’t worry about losing your precious loot when you die, because our server has a magical chest that follows you around like a loyal pet, keeping all your treasures safe from creepers and pesky thieves.

So why are you not afraid of death? Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of the most epic and hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way)!