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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 550 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 300 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!