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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5736 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!