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MessyCraft Minecraft Server

fences, Yards, Furniture, OFFENDED, walls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Friend A, Friend B, and their furry friends.

Friend A brings his well-behaved GSD, while Friend B brings his chaotic black lab and border collie. Will the server survive the fur explosion? Will Friend B learn to clean up after his dogs before it’s too late? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players over who gets to claim the most flower-filled yards as their own. Watch out for surprise attacks from rogue dogs marking their territory on your carefully crafted builds. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, quite literally!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such a unique blend of chaos, drama, and furry friends all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become part of the madness!

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Pixel Poo Palace

Naughty, Taiky, taboo, Adult, Community

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

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Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

Hardware, Technology, Performance, software, Server

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the epic raytracing effects. Can you imagine how cool that looks?

2. Our optimization is so bad that it’s actually good. You’ll be teleporting around the map faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

3. The last time someone tried to mine for diamonds, they accidentally unearthed a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens. True story.

So, if you’re ready to dive into a world where chaos reigns and raytracing is king (but not mandatory), then join us on this insane Minecraft server today!

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Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

poop eat poop eat poop eat poop eat poop, poop eat poop eat poop eat poop eat poop eat poop eat, poop eat poop eat, poop eat poop eat poop, Minecraft

Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

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Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

looks like shit, Grooming, Feedback, criticism, judgment

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?

i am cat vr funny moments, cat game, vr, i am cat game, cat

Fudgy is a lovable chocolate labrador retriever known for his playful personality and affectionate nature. He enjoys belly rubs, chasing after tennis balls, and going on long walks in the park. Fudgy is a cherished member of his family and brings joy to everyone he meets with his wagging tail and contagious happiness.

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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

restroom humor, bodily functions, Server, Pee, bathroom vocabulary

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

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Krill Poo Carbon Co.

saltmarsh, carbon footprint, ocean conservation, carbon sequestration, carbon storage

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness. So get this, on this server, we got Antarctic krill poo that’s sequestering 20 million tonnes of carbon every freakin’ year! That’s right, it’s like the saltmarsh is doing 13, mangroves are doing 24, and seagrass is doing 44 MtC. But ain’t nobody got krill poo like us, baby! So come on over and be a part of this wild ride where the carbon is being sequestered like there’s no tomorrow. Join now before the krill poo runs out!

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What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?

i am cat vr full game, cat game, virtual reality, Best virtual reality games, secret room

Fudgy is a popular YouTube personality known for his humorous gaming content and entertaining commentary. With a knack for comedy and infectious energy, Fudgy has amassed a loyal following of fans who eagerly tune in to his videos. His unique blend of wit and gaming skill has helped him establish himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

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ToxoDrugDeliveryCraft

Rett syndrome, Treatment, Poo, Blood-Brain Barrier, Drugs

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have CATS POO PARASITES delivering DRUGS to MOUSE BRAINS! Yes, you heard that right! Our scientists have inserted proteins to treat a human brain condition into these parasites, and they are now transferring them into the brains of infected mice! It’s a wild ride of science and chaos, all in the world of Minecraft! So come on over and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy experiments we have in store for you!

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