Ponycraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PonyCraft: Friends Edition

Human, misunderstanding, biases, guy, Friends

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can say “What’s up every pony?” without fear of someone storming out in a fit of rage!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and gender-neutral greetings that will make Tom’s head spin. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, pony or not?

So saddle up and gallop on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in this world, everyone is a pony – whether they like it or not!

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PonyCraft Minecraft Server

Server, long tail tags, ponycraft, Thread, Minecraft

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience.

First of all, our ponies are not your ordinary ponies. These majestic creatures can fly, shoot lasers from their eyes, and even breakdance like nobody’s business. Imagine riding into battle on a sparkly rainbow pony, obliterating your enemies with rainbow laser beams – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pony King, who rules over the land with a hoof of iron. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its holder unlimited power and infinite carrots for life. Just watch out for the evil Cabbage Knights who will stop at nothing to steal it from you.

So come join us on the official pony thread Minecraft server, where the ponies are magical, the adventures are epic, and the laughter is endless. See you there, pony pals!

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PonyCraft Minecraft Server

affectionate, funny quotes, Kid, playful insults, funny

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PonyCraft – Where Blacked Ponies and Niggered Ponies Unite for Epic Adventures!

Dark Meat, tutorials, tattoo, Editing Tutorials, Trash

Welcome to the Caramel Apple Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because we have ponies enjoying dark meat, queen of spades, and big black cock galore!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our boorus are filled with all the spicy content you could ever dream of, from tattooed ponies to tutorials on how to edit like a pro.

So why wait? Jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave!

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PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

online culture, social media, rules, viral trends, controversy

Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

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AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

anime vibes, anime world, anime themes, Anime Series, anime fans

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

Apology, bastard, self reflection, confession, error

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

5. UK, 4. British, 19. architecture, 16. landmarks, 14. tradition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

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Vtuber VIPs Mine Craze

online entertainment, influencers, virtual reality, social media, media trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground club where all the celebrities hang out and watch vtubers! That’s right, you could be mining away and look up to see Beyonce and Elon Musk chilling in the corner, sipping on virtual cocktails and laughing at the latest vtuber antics.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Vtuber Valley, a place rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most star-studded Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

Food, dining out, tip, lunch, gratuity

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

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