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WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	787499
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, credible, Debunking, Evidence, fact check, genuine, Honest, is this true, Legitimate, Minecraft, myth busting, proof, real or fake, reliable source, smp, True, trustworthy, Truth, validation, validity, Verification

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2667

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	105	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	796	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	57
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!