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KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8295	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	7392	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	333	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	3912
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9066	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

$1.5 billion, $200 million, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarzone, Defense, Deliver, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Military Funding, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crops Grown:	6044	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!

Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.

Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣

KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang

anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, ATTACKED, Burned, Burner, bus, Community, discrimination, Gang, Graffiti, hate crime, incidents, intolerance, investigation, Jewish, KosherCraft, Police, Religious, school bus, SECURITY, Sites, Toronto, Toronto News, Vandalism

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble

PandemicPunksCraft

aggression, Behavior, compassion, compassion fatigue, Conflict, Cruelty, emotional response, Empathy, Human nature, ISOLATION, Kindness, mental health, Negativity, pandemic, PandemicPunksCraft, Selfishness, social dynamics, societal changes, society, stress, unkindness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! This server is so wild, even the chickens wear sunglasses and drive tiny cars!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride polar bears into battle and build a castle out of diamond blocks! Our community is so lit, we have parties every night with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies are actually professional dancers! Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have this insane Minecraft world at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!