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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Big White Box, catholicism, Church, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Holycraft, inherited, investigation, leadership, Minecraft, misconduct, pontiff, pope, Religious, Reveals, scandals, Server, Vatican

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	7682	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, u know how the pope is all holy and stuff? well guess what, turns out he inherited this big white box of corruption and abuse scandals! like, can u even imagine the drama goin’ on in there? it’s like a soap opera but with more robes and incense.

anyways, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what drama is.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures. who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets of ur own. 😉🕊️🔥

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, catholic church, catholic faith, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Christianity, Church, doctrine, FAITH, Minecraft, papacy, papal infallibility, pontiff, pope, pope in my country, pope’s authority, Popeular, Religion, religious beliefs, religious leader, smp, spiritual leader, Vatican

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

catholic church, Catholic doctrine, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Christianity, church leadership, ecclesiastical hierarchy, FAITH, Holycraft, Minecraft, papal conclave, papal election, pontiff, pope francis, Pope selection process, religious authority, religious figure, religious hierarchy, religious institution, religious leader, Server, spiritual leader, Vatican

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the Pope wants in? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Pope Francis himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist testing his skills against our players. Join now and maybe you’ll get the chance to take on the Pope in a battle for the ages! Just remember to play fair, he’s got God on his side after all.

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	615684
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8629	Votes:	179
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	69	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Emeralds Found:	7058
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!