steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Star Shards Collected:	190	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2871
Dragon Eggs Found:	7252	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, adventurous, BDSM, Boundaries, Domination, Erotic, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, INTENSE, Kinky, KinkyCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Pain, Pleasure, role-play, sexual exploration, Submission, taboo, Ultimate, Wild

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

KyivNightRecruiters

Army, conscription, Draft, enlistment, kyiv, KyivNightRecruiters, mandatory service, Men, military service, nightlife, non-compliance, recruiters, Recruitment, recruitment process, recruitment tactics, registration, search, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian men

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Farms Harvested:	380	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Real Life NPC Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Consciousness, Existence, Hidden Truth, Life, mind-bending, Mystery, non-player character, Npc, Npcs, philosophy, real, Reality, Server, simulation hypothesis, simulation theory, society, unknown, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, 2022, anger, Angry, campaign messaging, Crafty, Democratic candidates, Dems, emotion expression, Female candidates, Frustration, gender dynamics, political communication, political strategy, political tool, public perception, social media, Stereotypes, study, tweet analysis, tweets, twitter, U.S. House candidates, women in politics

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

MysticHorizons MC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5883
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

play.mystichorizons.net

Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

Active, Await, Community, Constant Stream, Custom, Custom Dungeons, custom structures, danger, dedicated server, Economy, Exploration, Items, java, Lore, Lore Shaping, No Lag, Open-Universe, ParaLol, Playerdriven, quality of life, Rifts, shopping district, smp, tps, Treasure, Tricky Trials, turns, uncharted territory, Updates

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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