Poners Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6286	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5857	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5419
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	880	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	67040
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
New Chunks Explored:	100155	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!