WE GOT RIPPLES FORMIN’ AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS SUPPORTIN’ LIQUID WATER, JUST LIKE MARS BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS!
COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA MYSTERIES OF DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN RED PLANET OASIS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ALIEN ZOMBIES!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT FOR HIS MINECRAFT COLONY ON MARS!
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and leave your older kids with your mum for a day of peace and quiet. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, even if your in-laws are mad at you for not bringing the kids for photos. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a rollercoaster. Let’s leave the real-life stress behind and have some fun together!
Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can leave all your real-life family issues behind and focus on building epic castles and battling creepers. Say goodbye to entitled siblings demanding a cut of your virtual inheritance – on our server, the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a whole lot of fun!
So why wait? Join us and let’s create a new family dynamic where the only thing that matters is building friendships and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft. Who needs toxic relatives when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?
There are unicorns that poop out diamonds and you can ride on the back of a rainbow-colored llama while battling evil villagers with your enchanted pickaxe.
The owner of the server is a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes.
Don’t be a 3 view like that poor girl, join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!
But wait, there’s more! Fly across countries on a whim, neglect all responsibilities, and get into heated arguments with your stepmother – all in the name of love for your father. Who needs permission when you have a heart of gold and a tendency to act before thinking?
So come on, join our server and experience the wild ride of family dynamics like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the star of your own crazy family saga!
Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. And get this, the server is run by a group of derpy villagers who are always getting into wacky situations.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond dragon guarding the loot, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.
So come on, don’t be a noob, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, never skip the intro, because you never know what crazy antics our villagers will get up to next!
Imagine logging in as “FluffyUnicorn123” and suddenly a herd of angry unicorns trample you to death. Or maybe you log in as “PizzaLover77” and get suffocated by a giant pizza. The possibilities are endless and hilarious!
But that’s not all, our server also has insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes. And don’t forget about our custom mobs like the “Zombie Chicken” that shoots eggs at you.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now and see what crazy deaths await you based on your username!
Howdy howdy! I have a small whitelist server I just set up for a medieval RP! It has magic, proximity chat, and other features. Currently 18+ and will be used for streams, so fellow streamers are welcome!
| Features | Magic, Proximity Chat, Economy, Factions |
|---|---|
| Member Count | 1/20 (at time of posting) |
| Rules | Don’t be horrible. No griefing, hate speech, or bad topics. |
Stuff like boss fights coming soon!
If you’re interested in joining, fill out the application here.
Currently, the server is 18+ and whitelist-only.
The server includes magic, proximity chat, an economy, and factions.
Yes, boss fights are coming soon!
Fill out the application form here.
Our server is so intense, even the creepers are taking notes on how to be shady. Join now and you might just witness a heated argument over who has the best diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than any reality TV show out there.
And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player roasting another player so hard, they log off in embarrassment. It’s like a roast battle, but with pickaxes and TNT.
So come join our server for a wild ride of drama, shade, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs Netflix when you have our server to entertain you?
Picture this: a Christmas party gone wrong because someone forgot the appetizers. But wait, there’s more! Arguments, misunderstandings, and accusations galore. Will Sai and Sam ever see eye to eye? Join our server to find out!
Experience the thrill of balancing work, parenting, and household chores just like Sai, all while dodging accusations of not appreciating your partner. Will you be able to handle the emotional and mental load, or will you crack under the pressure like a weak block of obsidian?
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of Sai and Sam’s relationship. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!