Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
Imagine logging in as “FluffyUnicorn123” and suddenly a herd of angry unicorns trample you to death. Or maybe you log in as “PizzaLover77” and get suffocated by a giant pizza. The possibilities are endless and hilarious!
But that’s not all, our server also has insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes. And don’t forget about our custom mobs like the “Zombie Chicken” that shoots eggs at you.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now and see what crazy deaths await you based on your username!
Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and non-stop laughter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the ancient prophecy of the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing top hats start dancing around you, dropping golden nuggets at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers who just want to show off their sick dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a game of riddles in exchange for rare loot. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Ender Dragon, who loves to swoop in and steal players’ items just for fun.
So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and sheep-punching adventures!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!
So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
Join us on our server where the creepers have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to build your dream base without getting blown up every five seconds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny?
And if that’s not enough, we also have a group of deranged chickens who have learned how to use redstone and are now building elaborate traps to catch unsuspecting players. Watch your back, because you never know when a chicken might drop a TNT block on your head!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Server Name | Medieval MC Server |
|---|---|
| IP | 74.112.77.5:27090 |
| Version | 1.20.1 |
| Player Count | Not specified |
| Features | Chill and relax server, based on Medieval MC [fabric] mod, main rules include being polite, no stealing or ruining homes |
Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?
A: The gameplay on our Medieval MC server is focused on a chill and relaxing experience, with emphasis on Medieval themes and activities.
Q: What are the main rules of the server?
A: The main rules include being polite to others, refraining from stealing, and avoiding any actions that would ruin someone else’s in-game home.
Q: Are there any plugins installed on the server?
A: The Medieval MC [fabric] mod is used on the server to enhance the Medieval-themed gameplay experience.
Q: How is the community on the server?
A: Our community is welcoming and friendly, promoting a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.
Q: Is there any monetization on the server?
A: At this time, there is no monetization or paid features on our Medieval MC server. We focus on providing a fair and equal playing field for all players.
| Server Name | IP | Version | Player Count | Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crafting for Christ | play.craftingforchrist.net | Java/Bedrock | Varies | – Survival multi-player– Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes– Safe Server initiative– Strong community focus |
Crafting for Christ provides a family-friendly, Jesus-focused Minecraft server with a survival multiplayer experience that is close to Vanilla with minor quality of life changes.
The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat to maintain a safe and respectful environment for all players.
Crafting for Christ operates on a diamond-based player-run economy with an active shopping area, promoting a community-driven trading system.
You can join the active and loving community on the server’s Discord server at https://craftingforchrist.net/discord.
Crafting Chaos and Harmony
Have you ever looked into the abyss? Well, the abyss looked back at you and said, “Join our server!” or was it “Run away!”? Who knows! Just know THIS is either the GREATEST or the WORST Minecraft experience you’ll ever not experience! Pink Lady is dancing with dragons in the ether while we craft blocks of pure insanity! Are you even *out* if you’re not in? Reality bends here, and logic? Oh dear, that foolish thing fell off a cliff—help it back up! 🙃
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Oxygen | Why breathe? Just sit in a block of blue wool and think about the universe folding in on itself. |
| Waterfall of Despair | A magical waterfall that only flows in the opposite direction, leading to realms of existential dread. |
| Exploding Sheep | Free wool, but also, why are they screaming like my childhood dreams? |
| Flying Cows | Cows that defy gravity and logic! Milk them for something… ironic? |
| Crafting Puzzles | Build your own emotional turmoil with blocks that don’t exist. Create your own grief! |
| Zombie T-Rexes | They’re bigger, stinkier, and somehow still less terrifying than your own reflection at 3 AM! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server family-friendly? | Why yes! If your family enjoys existential crises over dinner. Family?! What even is “family” in a realm of chaos? |
| Can I play with friends? | Friends? Perhaps only in the echoes of your choice! Choose wisely, or they may end up as a pixelated ghost! |
| What are the server rules? | Rules? I thought we agreed to only imply rules through intense psychic connection… oh no, my brain hurts! |
| Can I fly? | Only into the depths of madness where flight is a state of mind, not a pixelated ability! |
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR PINK LADY BEING STUPID!” “I saw the colors speak, but they didn’t speak English.” “Everyone’s screaming at their screens—what is this, a *concert*?” “Blocks can feel your pain, embrace it!”
We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?
But that’s not even the best part. Later on, I was building a cute little house by the beach, when all of a sudden a herd of zombie dolphins came out of the water and started attacking me. I was like, “What in the world is happening?!” I had to grab my diamond sword and fight them off, all while trying not to drown in the ocean.
If you want some crazy, heart-pounding moments like these, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best parties with cake and fireworks every night. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together! #chickensfromhell #zombiedolphins #bestpartiesever 🎉🔥🐔🐬
Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding moments that will have you screaming for your virtual life. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of surviving on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.
but wait, there’s more! our ink is so powerful that it can even increase your chances of finding rare loot in the game. like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time.
oh, and did we mention that the ink can also protect you from mobs and other players? yeah, you’ll be practically invincible with our tattoo ink.
so come join us on this server and experience the magic of tattoo ink like never before. who knew that getting inked could be so epic in Minecraft?
| Server Name | Your Server Name |
|---|---|
| Server IP | Your Server IP |
| Server Version | Newest Version |
| Player Count | 0 players currently online |
| Features | Vanilla experience, SMP gameplay |
It seems to be an issue with player data compatibility between Bedrock and Java versions. We recommend double-checking your server settings and configuration to ensure compatibility for Bedrock players.
As mentioned, we are running a vanilla server without any mods that could potentially hinder Bedrock player logins. Please try again and let us know if the issue persists.
Yes, our server offers a pure SMP experience without any additional plugins or modifications. Feel free to join and enjoy the vanilla gameplay.
Currently, we do not have any monetization features on the server. We aim to provide a fair and equal playing field for all our users without the need for monetary transactions.