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TremorCraft79: Pompeii Edition
AD79, ancient history, Archaeological Findings, buildings collapse, catastrophic event, disaster research, disaster study, earthquake, Edition, Eruption, geological phenomenon, historical event, historical tragedy, natural disaster, Pompeii, Pompeii deaths, Pompeii excavation, seismic activity, seismic tremors, TremorCraft79, tremors, Vesuvius, volcanic eruptionlol join our server and experience the ultimate disaster simulation! imagine being in pompeii during the eruption of vesuvius, except with a twist – there’s also an EARTHQUAKE happening at the same time! watch as buildings collapse on top of you while lava spews everywhere, all in glorious blocky minecraft graphics! who needs history class when you can relive it in the most chaotic way possible? join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you definitely won’t survive! -
Blocky McPhenotype
biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, ScienceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!
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PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video gamesAre you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Mike’s Blocky Bastion
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
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Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!