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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1943 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.