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Thin Poly Condoms Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

The Love Of My Life Is Graduating Minecraft SMP

Commitment, coping, decision, doubt, emotions, Future, graduating, Graduation, HEARTBREAK, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, partner, relationship, Sadness, smp, Struggle, Support, tough choices, uncertainty

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8666

Are you feeling like the love of your life is about to leave you in the dust? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape the drama and build a new love story with your blocky buddies! Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword as your companion? Join us and watch your heartache melt away as you battle creepers and mine for precious ores. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a pixelated pig! So why wait for heartbreak when you can join our SMP and craft a new beginning?

CraftyNameChangeMadness

baby names, CraftyNameChangeMadness, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family judgment, family opinions, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, Family Values, parenting decisions, refusing to discuss, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, traditional names, unconventional names

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the name Sloane in all its glory! Join us if you’re tired of boring, traditional names like Anna and James. Our server is a safe haven for all Sloanes out there, where you can build, mine, and craft without any negativity about your name.

We understand the struggles of having a unique name, just like Sloane. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on for choosing such a cool and unconventional name. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where Sloane reigns supreme!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and show the world that Sloane is not just a name, it’s a statement. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, because on our server, Sloane is the name of champions!

HezzyCraft: Rocket Rain in Lebanon

airstrikes, Attack, BBC, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezzyCraft, international news, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Rain, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket launchers, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	791	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like blowing stuff up? well do i have the server for u! come join us in this epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner chaos and destroy everything in sight! we got 100 hezbollah rocket launchers just waiting for u to blow up in southern lebanon! join now and let the explosions begin! trust me, u won’t regret it! #boom #minecraftmadness #chaosawaits

Blocky Boys and Girls Autism Club

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Boys, brain development, club, cognitive differences, early intervention, environmental factors, gender differences, genetic predisposition, genetics, Girls, heritable, neurodevelopmental disorder, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, social communication, Social Skills, special education, spectrum disorder, speech therapy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchantments Applied:	279
Potions Brewed:	117	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know autism is more heritable in boys than in girls? Yeah, it’s like a genetic lottery up in here! Join us and see if you got that lucky autism gene, bro! We got crazy challenges like building a house out of rainbow sheep and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. So come on, join the fun and let’s get autistic together!

Blaze Squad Minecraft Server

adventure game, atmospheric game, beautiful graphics, Blaze, emotional story, exploration game, firewatch, firewatch gameplay, Firewatch recommendation, Firewatch review, Firewatch worth it, first-person game, indie game, interactive storytelling, ISOLATION, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative game, Server, squad, unique gameplay, video game, walking simulator, wilderness setting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Imagine a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and creepers dance the Macarena!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies who shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the trumpet! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Belle, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Erotic Roleplay, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kink, mature discussion, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, OP edition, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8277	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can post tags, talk about your fetishes, and even have a good old fap session with your fellow players.

In this server, we have a special edition called “Belle In The OP Edition”, where every player gets their own personal Belle Delphine to accompany them on their Minecraft adventures. She’ll trade you diamonds for bathwater, and even serenade you with her catchy tunes as you mine away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of rare items and treasures hidden away in their lair. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come join us on /dft/ and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

MotherlandBabyBoom

baby boom, birth rate, cultural norms, demographic challenges, Family Planning, fertility rate, Gender Roles, government policies, maternal instincts, Motherhood, motherland, MotherlandBabyBoom, parenthood, population growth, reproductive rights, resistance, russia, social expectations, societal pressure, traditional values, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	264535	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3985
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, anti cheat, Balanced Economy, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, cakes, Castle Battle, cozy project, daily login privileges, Deathrun, Egg wars, frequent events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, invite a friend, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Quake, reliable moderation team, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, stable hosting, support for all versions, technical support, thoughtful concepts, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

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🦜 Parrot Survival 🦜 No Mods, Just Parrots, join now!

Adventure, apply, Community, creativity, Discord, Events, Experience, friendship, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Origin, Origins, Parrot, parrots, Quests, Roleplay, Season, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	136
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Towns Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Server Name:	Bird SMP
Server Type:	Modded (Origins + Vanilla+)
Server Age Restriction:	13+
Season Start Date:	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Discord:	Join Here

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin. We allow you to add your own origin of choice.
Experienced Owners. Over 2 years of experience in server owning.
Fun mods! Better MC included with all its glory!
Community Events. Participate in community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Roleplay-Friendly! Support for story/lore on the server with possible rewards.
24/7 No stinky free providers! Active 24/7 server.
Quests. Engage in quests for great rewards!

Apply Now!

Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What mods are included in the Vanilla+ modpack?

A: The Vanilla+ modpack includes various quality of life improvements and additional content to enhance your Minecraft experience.

Q: How can I add my own unique origin?

A: To add your own origin, you must first have it approved for balance by the server admins. Once approved, you can select or create your own origin to play with.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

A: While we encourage roleplaying and storytelling on the server, we ask that all players respect each other’s stories and adhere to basic roleplaying etiquette.

Q: Can I participate in community events if I’m not a regular player on the server?

A: Absolutely! Community events are open to all players, whether you are a regular or occasional player on Bird SMP.

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	168
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!