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LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

ExCraft Family Drama

amusement park, birthday celebrations, blended family, Boundaries, child support, co parenting, Communication, custody, Drama, emotional labor, ex-partner, ExCraft, family, family dynamics, family outings, father figure, Fatherhood, holiday activities, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	152
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some crazy fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life baby mama drama and enjoy building, exploring, and battling creepers!

Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!

Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!

DreamyNightmaresMC SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, DreamyNightmaresMC, fear, Ghosts, Haunting, Horror, Monsters, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., surreal, Terror, unsettling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	6925	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	7861
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most epic and absurd challenges in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

FriYAYCraft

Chill, end of the week, Escape, EXCITEMENT, freedom, FRIDAY, FriYAYCraft, Fun, Good Vibes, Happiness, happy hour, joy, leisure, long weekend, positive energy, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, stress relief, TGIF, unwind, weekend

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Friday night party that will make you forget all about the work week! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it low on the dance floor.

We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?

MissileMadnessMC

Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.

we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.

the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MarshmallowMayhem

achievement, adult functioning, age 26, Behavior, childhood behavior, cognitive development., delayed gratification, follow-up, health, INDIVIDUALS, long-term outcomes, Marshmallow Test, MarshmallowMayhem, new study, popular belief, predictive test, psychological assessment, Reliability, self-control, Social Science, toddlers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2053	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoatZone Reborn: Where Pixelmon reign supreme, only the whitelisted survive the community craziness!

Community, Craziness, Gaming Revamp Discord Channels Friends Giveaways Prizes Events Activities Competitions Hangout Memories Unforgettable Join Server Survival Sandbox Valheim Events Awesome, GoatZone, Modded, Pixelmon, reborn, Reign, SUPREME, SURVIVE, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Meteorites Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crops Grown:	8312
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Weekly Game Nights	Join us every week for scheduled game nights.
Diverse Channels	Discord server packed with channels for all your needs.
	Lively and friendly group always online to chat or game with.
Monthly Giveaways	Participate in monthly giveaways for a chance to win prizes.
Community Game Servers	Host own Minecraft server and other survival sandbox games.
Events & Activities	Host a range of events, in-server activities, and in-game competitions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join GoatZone Reborn?

A: You can join us by following this link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4

Q: Can I participate in the weekly game nights if I’m not a competitive gamer?

A: Absolutely! Our game nights cater to all types of gamers, whether you’re looking to compete or just have a good time.

Q: Are there any specific requirements to join the community?

A: We welcome all players and have a policy of inclusivity, so as long as you are respectful towards others, you are welcome to join.

Q: How often are the monthly giveaways held?

A: Monthly giveaways are held once a month, giving you a chance to win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I suggest games to host on the community game servers?

A: We are always open to suggestions, and if there’s a game that the community is interested in, we can look into hosting it on our servers.

WebCraft Server

posting webms, Server, Thread, WebCraft, webm, webm community, webm content, webm content creators, webm creators, webm discussion, webm enthusiasts, webm files, webm format, webm forum, webm posting, webm sharing, webm sharing platform, webm thread, webm thread discussion, webm uploads, webm videos, webms

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7760	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Farms Harvested:	545
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing as he tells jokes about creepers and villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, this is a webm thread and you must post webms to survive the madness!

Minecraft SMP name: “StableDiffusionMC – /sdg/ Society of Silly Shenanigans”

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Executed stalin style, Forge, inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, phoenix edition, PonyXL style, Reforge, SDG, Shenanigans, silly, smp, society, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDiffusionMC, webui

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate experience of being executed Stalin style only to come back as a phoenix! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and thrilling respawn mechanic in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From ComfyUI to AMD installations, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the PDXL Prompt Guide – it’s a game-changer!

But that’s not all, folks. We have models that will make your jaw drop, ControlNet for ultimate control, and even AI boorus for all your AI needs. Plus, our Discord is filled with like-minded players who are just as insane as you are.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just respawn as a phoenix and rule the server with an iron fist!

SnapchatSneak Minecraft Server

bedroom experimentation, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, emotional boundaries, Group Chat, infidelity concerns, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of trust, Minecraft, open relationship, privacy, privacy invasion, relationship conflict, relationship dynamics, Server, snapchat, SnapchatSneak, third party involvement, Threesome, trust issues

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	1178	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in transparency and sharing is caring! Just like this player who wanted to see messages, we encourage all players to share their chat logs with everyone for the ultimate trust-building experience.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to ask, “AITA for wanting to look at messages?”

But fear not, because on our server, anything goes! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this one. So come on in and see what adventures await you – just make sure to share those messages!

CousinCraftLoveGuru

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, cousin, CousinCraftLoveGuru, DATING, Dedicated, dream, family, Gifts, Grandma, INTENSE, Mature, Older Women, perfect partner, relationships, single, Stunning, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2777	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7673	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.

And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!