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  • Knots & Blocks: PolyCraft Fun

    Knots & Blocks: PolyCraft Fun
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3376
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 85 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got POLYMERS in KNOTS, bro! Like, who even does dat in Minecraft, amirite? U can be all like, “Yo, I’ma tie dis polymer in a knot and show it off to all my blocky friends!” Plus, rumor has it, if u tie enuff polymers in knots, u unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake! Yea, u heard me right, CAKE! So come on down to our server and get ur knot-tying skills on, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

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  • Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

    Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1317
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7120 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1510
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Daily Mail Australia reporting on a scandalous story about a transgender OnlyFans model named Kay Manuel. But don’t worry, we won’t out you or cause chaos in your life like they did to poor Kay.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sleeping with 75 legally-aged school leavers within the first two days at Schoolies…virtually, of course! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll feel right at home as you embark on outrageous adventures and create insane stories of your own.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination. See you in the game!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

    Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9703
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Votes: 6641

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

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  • CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyGate – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6324
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

    Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

    Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

    Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

    Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

    – Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

    – Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

    – Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

    – Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

    – Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

    – Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

    Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

    – Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

    Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

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  • Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 679
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magic Items Found: 6234
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

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  • Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

    Gross Negligence Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1226
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

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  • This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

    This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6422
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4808
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Magic Items Found: 5072
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

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  • ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

    ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8961
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Zombie Dances: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Farms Harvested: 145 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Potions Brewed: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

    Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

    Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

    Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

    Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

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  • > Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

    > Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9785
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Emeralds Found: 3843 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 212 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

    So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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