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JobCraft: No Suck Zone

career options, flexible jobs, freelance jobs, gig economy, job benefits, job flexibility, job fulfillment, job market, Job Opportunities, job perks, job satisfaction, Job Search, job variety, JobCraft, non-sucky jobs, part time careers, part-time jobs, remote work, side hustles, Suck, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9994	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of working at boring old jobs that make you want to cry into your pillow every night? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs – all while getting paid in virtual diamonds!

Forget about flipping burgers or filing paperwork, on our server you can become a professional dragon tamer, a master potion brewer, or even a unicorn whisperer (yes, unicorns totally exist in our world, don’t question it).

So why waste your time in the real world when you can make a living in a virtual one that’s way more exciting? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!

CraftyDefenseEU

CraftyDefenseEU, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, Macron, military alliances, military spending, nato, office, SECURITY, spend more, transatlantic relations., trump, Wake Up, world leaders

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even macron is talking about it? yea, u heard me right. macron himself is like “yo europe, we need to up our defense game cuz this minecraft server is poppin off and we gotta protect it at all costs.”

imagine a server where trump is tryna take over but we ain’t havin none of that. we build walls, we build turrets, we build giant statues of steve flipping the bird at trump tower. it’s a battle for the ages, folks.

join us and be a part of the resistance. fight for your right to mine diamonds in peace. fight for your right to build giant pixel art of memes. fight for your right to ride pigs off cliffs for fun.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in all of europe. macron approved, trump disapproved. let’s do this!

Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4796	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2247
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	335616
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so like, u ever feel like ur emotions are all over the place and u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u could ever want.

join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.

oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈

Epsilon Realms

Active, Chill, Community, email, epsilon, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Optional, Players, PRANKING, Realm, Realms, rules, Server, stealing, texture packs, [email protected]

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1196	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	161	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	BEDROCK
Rules	No griefing, no killing players, no stealing, no pranking
Additional Info	Optional quality of life texture packs available
Contact	[email protected]

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules include no griefing, no killing players, no stealing, and no pranking.
Are texture packs mandatory?	No, the texture packs are optional for players to use.
How can I join the realm?	To join, please contact the owner at the provided email address: [email protected]

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20.3

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	9482
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether. You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll be blown away by the creativity of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, you can always blame it on the lag.

DadCraftBabyDrama

Apology, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraftBabyDrama, DAUGHTER, family, Fatherhood, forgiveness, in-laws, Marriage, Moving, parenting, passive aggressive, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s tumultuous relationship with her parents and husband.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content while navigating the complexities of family dynamics.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships while crafting epic structures and battling mobs. Will you choose to prioritize your marriage or your family ties? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this player’s real-life family drama. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even reconciling with your passive-aggressive dad over a virtual dinner!

WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	8253
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!