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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3017 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 100 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.