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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3838 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2700 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.