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Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2463	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Votes:	9114	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	6607

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Animals Bred:	71

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	506
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Emeralds Found:	5691	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crops Grown:	9177
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server, where we discuss all things video game creepypastas! Join us for a chance to uncover the darkest secrets of your favorite games and maybe even summon a few cursed entities along the way.

Room #492 is dedicated to the Sonic Fear Edition, where we dive deep into the terrifying world of Sonic.exe and other spine-chilling tales. Watch as our resident old man reads through these creepy stories, and don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-approved creepypasta list for some extra scares.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Mario World I HATE YOU section for those who enjoy a good jump scare, as well as a Sonic 2 Genocide City area for the bravest of players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our homemade/found pastas for a truly unique horror experience.

Join us on our CyTube channel for some fear-inducing videos and web series, or browse through our archives for even more spooky content. And remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the creepypastas themselves is missing out on all the fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience you’ll never forget.

Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1253
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Emeralds Found:	2288
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

🏮CHERRYMINE🏮 Minecraft server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Enchantments Applied:	256

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!