Poltava MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Canada, Air Forces, Drones, Missiles, germany

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

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PoltavaPanic Minecraft Server

russia, Server, Healthcare, Zelensky, CASUALTIES

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like 220 people escaping from a russian attack on Poltava 😂 our server is so lit that even Zelensky would wanna join if he wasn’t busy dealing with all that drama 🤣 build ur own virtual world and forget about the craziness happenin in the real one 🌍 plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples 🦄🐷🌈 so what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin! 🎉 #minecraftmadness #virtualadventures

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Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, Ukraine, CASUALTIES, zelenskyy, general

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

Military, War, Ukraine, devastation, ballistic missiles

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! Russia be launching ballistic missiles at Poltava left and right, causing chaos and destruction! But don’t worry, cuz our server got that post-apocalyptic vibe goin’ on, with buildings blown up and mobs runnin’ wild everywhere. It’s like survivin’ in a real-life war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers. So come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this insane world!

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NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

self-conscious, cringey, mental health, self reflection, self-image

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

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KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

opposition party, South Korean, KoreanCraft, constitutional crisis, weeks

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

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DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, chronic use, anabolic steroids, death

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

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Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Roleplay, rooms, serpent, Parkour

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

winter sale, indie games, frosty, post, Wishlist

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

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Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

public opinion, criticism, representation, smp, demographics

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

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