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ThingHaterTurnedLover – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	1583	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8474

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your epic builds with? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have FUN!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a group of players riding pigs while wearing diamond armor and blasting “Baby Shark” on repeat. Yes, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable memories. Oh, and did we mention there’s a taco stand in the spawn area? Yeah, you’re welcome.

Death? LOL, I respawn!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	3514
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure! When you die, instead of respawning in the same boring spot, you get catapulted into a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the only way out is by defeating a giant chicken boss armed with a diamond sword and a bad attitude.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Don’t worry about losing your precious loot when you die, because our server has a magical chest that follows you around like a loyal pet, keeping all your treasures safe from creepers and pesky thieves.

So why are you not afraid of death? Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of the most epic and hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way)!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more gas than ukraine stopping russian transit! our gas is so powerful it can fuel your minecraft adventures for days on end. plus, we have crazy events like gas-powered pig racing and gas-filled treasure hunts. join now and let the gas madness begin!

PutinCraft: ICC Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	501	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft!

PixelPurge: Delete the Cringe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

haha join this epic minecraft server where you can build a house made out of cheese and ride on flying pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so you know you’ll be in good hands.

come join the fun and see if you can survive the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest. but be careful, rumor has it that the evil chicken overlords are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into chickens.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

KetamineCraft – Opioid Mod Fun!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a rave in the Nether!

Join our server and experience the ultimate high with ketamine and major ketamine metabolites acting as allosteric modulators of opioid receptors. That’s right, you’ll be tripping balls while building your epic creations in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server you’ll be surviving and thriving in a whole new way. Who needs diamonds when you have ketamine-induced superpowers?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

🌟The Golden Arches of Valhalla🍔 Minecraft Server – Fresh World, Special Progression, Grown Ups Only!🌟

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2629
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5312	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

What Sets Us Apart?
Unique Progression System
Brand New World

Dynamic Challenges

Server Just Opened!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Server IP?

The Server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

How can I join the Discord?

You can join our Discord community by visiting http://www.valhallacraft.org

What makes the progression system unique?

In Valhalla, progress is more than just leveling up. It involves unlocking exclusive abilities, powerful items, and ranks that set you apart from others.

Is the world constantly changing?

Yes, as you venture further from spawn, the world adapts and becomes more challenging and rewarding, ensuring a fresh and exciting journey.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, there are weekly events that test your skills, creativity, and strategy, and allow you to forge alliances within the community.

Why should I join Valhalla?

Valhalla offers a world full of challenges, rewards, and endless possibilities, where you can build, explore, and dominate. It’s a chance to be part of something extraordinary from the start.

CraftyStates Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Potions Brewed:	123
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	469611
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or revolutionary? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate powerhouse of awesomeness! Join us if you want to be a part of the world’s SOLE superpower – forget about “/cum/” servers, this is where the real action is at!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It is the chosen one, destined to lead humanity into the 21st century and beyond! With our unparalleled economic, industrial, cultural, scientific, and military might, we are unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most elite players in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that our players have defeated the Ender Dragon with their bare hands, built entire cities in a single day, and tamed the most elusive creatures in the game. If you want to be among the best of the best, then this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly extraordinary. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world domination while you’re at it!

FembotFamVisits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to escape real life craziness and dive into a world where anything can happen.

Need a break from awkward family situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape your real-life problems and create new, even crazier ones. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a fembot and her mom – talk about a plot twist!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual romance, scandalous affairs, and unexpected twists and turns all while building your dream world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions)?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride that’s more ridiculous than a pig riding a minecart. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

BroGoneGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8652	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Looking for a server where sibling rivalry reaches new heights? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to witness sibling drama that puts reality TV to shame. From toxic relationships to shocking betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil as our players navigate through moral dilemmas and questionable decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you succumb to the dark side like some of our more infamous players?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!