🌊 Welcome to the Wildest Blockiverse! 🌊
Ever feel like your life needs a sprinkle of chaos and a dash of absurdity? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing cleaner than our blocks is… well, definitely not our water! Here’s why you should dive in:
Sewage Surprise: Ever wanted to build a castle with a moat that’s actually a thriving community of pixelated sewage fish? Now’s your chance! Join us for the annual Sewage Fishing Derby, where the winner gets a crown made of recycled toilet paper! Who wouldn’t want to be royalty in a realm where cleanliness is overrated?
Waterfall of Woes: Forget pristine lakes! Our water source doubles as a magical portal to the Realm of Regret! Each drop tells a story of past blocky heroes who met their demise because they drank the Sewage Serenade. Want to recreate epic tales of woe? This is your chance!
Crazy Conspiracy Parties: Unlock secret chambers and underground bunkers filled with mysterious conservative conspiracy theories! Engage in debates about why our murky waters help improve your Minecraft stats—after all, who needs clean water to survive when you’ve got the Power of Toxicity on your side?
Apocalypse-Ready-Mode (ARM): Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience where every hour, the sky rains down semi-recyclable floating lost socks! Will you build shelters or capture them to create fashionable armor? The choice is yours in this feed-the-meme world.
Pixelated Politics: Witness the greatest political debates ever… held in a Minecraft arena crafted from bedsheets! Join in on lively discussions like, “Why Are Blocky Fish Soggy?!” This isn’t just a server; it’s a place where the unexpected reigns supreme and the abomination of water quality becomes a topic of hilarious banter.
So grab your pickaxe and jump into a realm where toilet humor reigns and every ocean is a quirky adventure! Join today and embrace the madness—you definitely won’t regret it… or will you? 🌈🐟👑
But that’s not all! We’ve also banned all skeletons from our server. Say goodbye to those annoying archers shooting you from afar while you’re just trying to mine some diamonds. Now you can explore the depths of caves without worrying about getting sniped by a skeleton.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we’ve replaced all the zombies with friendly villagers who just want to trade with you. No more mindless brain-eaters trying to ruin your day. Now you can peacefully explore the world without being chased by the undead.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs creepers, skeletons, and zombies when you can have a peaceful and fun experience with us?
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a zombie. Our community is as tight-knit as a diamond pickaxe and as welcoming as a warm lava bath.
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Server IP: taxday.ageofuniverse.epamaxcontaminationlimit.About.xxx
we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!
so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?
JujutsuKaisenMC is a small community pvp server where you can choose from a selection of innate techniques and battle it out with the other sorcerers/curses around you using our very own custom made jujutsu.
jujutsukaisenmc.minefort.com
| Age Requirement | 25+ |
|---|---|
| Ranks/Moderator positions | No |
| Area Claim Plugins | No |
| New Map Start Date | June 9th, 2023 |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn |
| Peak Players | 8-12 players online |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Difficulty | Hard |
A: Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ to join the server.
A: No, we do not have any ranks or moderator positions on the server.
A: Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off to prevent destruction of player creations.
A: We have limited plugins for grief protection and chat functionality, but strive to maintain a vanilla experience.
A: Join our Discord server using the link provided and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.
Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations from your sister or anyone else. No drones spying on you here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!
Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, unlike that suspicious fiancé your sister was worried about. And don’t worry, we won’t accuse you of talking to anyone’s ex, unless it’s in the context of a hilarious in-game roleplay scenario.
So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together. Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft family waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s block out the negativity and craft some good times instead!
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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