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FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Items Found:	1586	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8108
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	23

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	549438
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	207	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	2318
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9864	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!