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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6336 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 351 | Star Shards Collected: | 161 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1527 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!