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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 633 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
Mines Excavated: | 1371 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
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