haha u know what else is encirclement? our minecraft server! join us and be surrounded by 10,000 crazy players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants! we have so many epic builds that even Ukraine is considering withdrawing their troops to come play with us! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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RisingCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like this server is like the best thing since sliced bread. u know why? because it’s like the only place where u can find a secret portal to china in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. u can literally travel to china in the game. and guess what? trump is there too, trying to stop china’s rise but failing miserably. so if u wanna see trump get owned by chinese players in minecraft, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s like a dragon that breathes fire made of fortune cookies. how cool is that? so come join us and witness the epic battle between trump and china in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam. -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh? -
Putin’s MineCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too! -
NukeCraft Server: No Talks with Bullies!
so, like, u know how iran’s supreme leader is all like “nah, i ain’t talkin’ to u, bully US”? well, our minecraft server is just like that – we don’t talk to bullies either! come join us for some epic minecraft fun where we don’t negotiate with bullies, we just build awesome stuff and have a blast! plus, u might even get to meet our secret weapon – a giant, talking creeper who loves to blow stuff up (in a totally safe and controlled way, of course). so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky bullies, they ain’t welcome here! -
PutinCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the crazy shenanigans of world politics! Our latest event is Russia launching a devastating attack on Ukraine after Trump’s defense of Putin! Will you be on Team Russia or Team Ukraine? Will you build walls or tear them down? The choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and madness! -
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how canadians r all polite and stuff, eh? well, turns out 85% of them don’t wanna join the usa, like who would wanna leave their maple syrup and hockey behind, right? so instead, they all decided to join this EPIC minecraft server where they can build igloos and ride polar bears all day long. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to tim horton’s for all the double double lovers out there. come join us, eh? it’s gonna be a real poutine party! -
HopeBlock Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds! forget about trump and his shenanigans, come build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom! ben wallace said it himself, our server is so lit that it will suffocate your hope for any other server out there. join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
GazaBlockers Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we build giant walls like trump but we don’t kick out any palestinian players, we build a giant gaza strip instead and fill it with fireworks and cake! muslim nations love us cuz we’re all about inclusivity and fun! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples! come join the party, it’s gonna be a blast! -
UkraineCraft Server: Trump’s Toughest Challenge
so, like, u know how trump is always talkin bout russia and stuff, well turns out ukraine is, like, even harder to deal with, man. but, like, on this minecraft server, ukraine is, like, the easiest thing ever. u can build ur own wall to keep out all the ukrainians, or u can, like, make friends with them and trade resources. it’s a crazy world out there, man. come join us and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia. lol.