LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!
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CraftyRadicalsRPVP
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FicoCraftEUexitLOL
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS!
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PixelPrideCraft
Are you tired of living in a world where people deny the existence of transgender and nonbinary individuals? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is accepted, even if you identify as a block of dirt or a pixelated unicorn! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how you identify or what you believe in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gender norms don’t exist and everyone is free to be their true selves. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is celebrated for who they are, one block at a time!
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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PixelPanic2025
Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs to worry about the next 4 years when you can spend your time mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to train players for the impending zombie apocalypse. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be prepared to survive when the undead rise up and take over the world.
So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your way to a brighter, zombie-filled future!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump’s twitter feed! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about those tariffs on mexico and canada.build your own wall to keep out pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to do! but be careful, because we also have a secret underground tunnel system where you can smuggle in all the diamonds and emeralds you want.
our server is so lit, even trump would want to play here. so come on down and make minecraft great again with us!
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WHOaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER HEALTH ORGANIZATION THAN THE REAL WORLD HAHA. TRUMP MAY HAVE PULLED OUT BUT WE’RE STILL HERE SAVING LIVES WITH OUR MINECRAFT DOCTORS AND POTION BREWERS. WE CURE ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND CREEPERS WITH OUR MAGICAL HEALING POWERS. JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BLOCKY DISEASES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE WORKING ON A CURE FOR CREEPER EXPLOSIONS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON IN AND BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC HEALTHCARE REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. #BLOCKYLIVESMATTER #SAVETHEZOMBIES
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MineCraftyTariffWars
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!
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Democraft: The Executive Order Reversal
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where democracy reigns supreme…kinda. We may not have a fancy government system or checks and balances, but we do have a llama named Larry who acts as our official mascot and makes all the important decisions.Join us and witness the chaos as Larry decides whether we should build a giant roller coaster or a massive statue of a potato next. Who needs elected officials when you have a llama with impeccable taste?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of watching democracy in action…or at least in llama form. Who knows, maybe one day Larry will run for president and lead us all to victory with his wise and fluffy leadership.
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WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump leaving the WHO! u can build ur own white house and pretend ur the prez, or u can start a conspiracy theory about herobrine taking over the server! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs the WHO when u have us?!