so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness
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PanamaCraft Minecraft Server
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BlockyBiblicalRights
so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own biblical kingdom in the west bank? yea, u heard me right. u can be like the ambassador of ur own lil kingdom and have epic battles with other players for control of the land. it’s like a real life game of thrones but in minecraft. plus, u get to hang out with trump’s UN ambassador pick, who is totally cool with u claiming ur ‘biblical right’ to the land. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!
join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!
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ClimateCraft Minecraft Server
yo, you gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Paris climate agreement but on steroids, bro. like, trump’s exit from the agreement ain’t got nothin’ on the craziness happenin’ here. we got volcanoes eruptin’ every hour, makin’ the whole server look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect ya from the lava showers.and get this, instead of creepers blowin’ up your builds, we got giant chickens stompin’ around, squawkin’ and layin’ explosive eggs everywhere. it’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with a twist.
plus, our community is so lit, we got players from all over the world, includin’ aliens from Mars and vampires from Transylvania. you never know who you’ll run into next, so keep your sword handy and your wits about ya.
so come on down to our server, where the climate may be chaotic but the fun never stops. join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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RomanianRightMC Server
so, like, u know how romanian far-right presidential dude was all like “i wanna be prez” but then the european court was like “nah fam, u aint gettin that seat”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where u can build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own pixelated empire, then u gotta join this server! we got crazy events like zombie apocalypses and giant chicken invasions, plus u can ride on llamas and shoot fireworks out of ur butt (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). so come join us and leave all that political mess behind, cuz in this server, u can be king (or queen) of ur own world!
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BombasticBlocks
so, like, if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! we got explosions bigger than Trump lifting a 2,000-pound bomb supply to Israel! Walla News even reported on it, so you know it’s legit.join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos. build your own bomb shelter or go all out and embrace the madness. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!
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GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!
so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?
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Trump2020_MinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.
And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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KimJongCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!